Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Is this photo shopped hope not 2 of my favorite actors

 

Dont forget to add 1 tsp vanilla.

 

both have the same hands, doesn't mean they're not patriots but the photos are not real

 

While I haven't heard anything about Keanu, Sam is apparently a democrat supporter, as he made campaign ads for Kamala, and four years prior did the same on behalf of Joe. Okay, I partially take back that first sentence. While he didn't openly support either candidate, he has supported gun control measures and climate change. So, while I can't say which way he probably voted, I can make a guess. Your guess might be equally as accurate. Or not.

 

Oh crap. Saddens me that Sam is an antigunner and Human Caused Climate Change bot. I had always looked up to him, but this severely tarnishes my estimation of him.

 

Winter in Alaska - ain't all its cracked up to be...what with Climate Change and all.

(this is a common weather pattern called a Chinook Wind. Caused by a giant low out in the Northen Pacific)

 

The Varnish Incident
My wife, Judy, had been asking me for weeks to varnish the wooden seat on our toilet. After putting it off for far too long, I finally decided to get it done while she was out running errands. Feeling accomplished, I finished the job and left the house to take care of something else, figuring the varnish would have plenty of time to dry.
Little did I know, my timing was off.
Judy came home, got undressed, and prepared to take a shower. But before stepping in, she sat on the newly varnished toilet seat. When she tried to stand up, she quickly discovered that the varnish hadn’t completely dried—she was stuck.
I returned home shortly afterward and found her in quite the predicament. We tried everything: pushing, pulling, twisting—but nothing worked. In the end, I had no choice but to remove the entire toilet seat from the bowl.
Now, with Judy wrapped in a sheet for modesty, I drove her to the hospital emergency room, toilet seat still firmly attached.
Once we got there, the ER doctor managed to get Judy into a position where he could examine the situation. Let’s just say it wasn’t the most dignified moment, and you can imagine the awkwardness of the whole scene.
Trying to break the tension, Judy chuckled and said, “Well, Doctor, I bet you’ve never seen anything like this before!”
The doctor, without missing a beat, grinned and replied, “Actually, I’ve seen plenty of these situations—I just never saw one mounted and framed!”

 

I am sorry to hear that Ugh another lefty Sam certainly did enough movies with guns and violence

 

Well, Sam Elliot supported Biden, so I doubt he would have posed for that shirt.

 

Well, he was born and raised in Portland, Oregon.