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hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

hot diggity, Aug 26, 2024

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hot diggity, Aug 26, 2024

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Zimmy Wait, I'm not ready!

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I'm the second oldest in the shop at 63. There's a near twenty year gap between me and the next oldest, and then another ten year gap after him. I'm helping kids with recalls that I was doing before they were born. I have one young tech that takes a mild interest in what I do. In twenty years he might know half my tricks, but I learn a new one every day. Now, when I go on vacation, or I'm out for weeks after a surgery they just save the work up for me. They need to start looking at what happens when I retire.
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It's the same thing for me. With all the unqualified DEI applicants they throw at me at UT university, I don't give a shit about what happens when I retire. 6 years......

Things like this make me wish for a zombie apocalypse.

Boldly going nowhere

Zimmy, Aug 26, 2024

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Zimmy Wait, I'm not ready!

hot diggity said: ↑

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NOPE

I'd knife fight a dinosaur on that diving board and just make sure I fell off to deny her a meal before I jumped willingly.

Boldly going nowhere

Zimmy, Aug 26, 2024

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Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

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My thought exactly!

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

Seawolf1090, Aug 26, 2024

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Aug 26, 2024

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Aug 26, 2024

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Aug 26, 2024

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Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Aug 26, 2024

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Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Aug 26, 2024

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Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Aug 26, 2024

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Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Aug 26, 2024

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Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Aug 26, 2024

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Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Aug 26, 2024

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techsar Monkey+++

OOO - dem be some meaty frog legs, cher!!!

techsar, Aug 26, 2024

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Airtime Monkey+++

hot diggity said: ↑

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I still have a set in the original box even. The plastic in the scoring rings got old, bridle and those fell apart but the jarts are still ok.

Airtime, Aug 26, 2024

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