Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Customer complaint: Has a wind noise and a water leak.

 

I'd delete all the electronic "entertainment" first. Substitute a few good books. The TV would be Black & White, like the last one I bought in 1981, and if that's a can of Tab, please pour it down the drain.

 

How does he sleep at night?

 

That's what I call a well-stocked fridge!

 

THANKS! Now I can't read regular writing any more!

 

In that case you don't want to try having sex in one either! Many many years ago, my girlfriend and I did it in a 1978 Firebird, but we were young, flexible and horny back then. Also, don't try doing it on the hood, we did and left a dent the size of her cute little ass, which I was able to bump out with my hand. However, we found the angle of slope on the rear of the car to be perfect for a number of positions! I still have the car, can't say the same for the girlfriend!

 

That ain't no 45!

 

Looks damn good!

 

Schroedinger's Horse&Rider!

 

I miss when Hungry Man fried chicken dinners had real bone-in chicken pieces, usually a leg and thigh. Nowadays it has the "faux meat slurry concoction" of pressed chicken patties. Yuck.

 

In my late Granny's hands, it's a switch!

 

I made models all the time as kid

 

Add to that our forests

 

Was it because of the glue?