Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

I remember reading of a company selling the exact same hygene products to men and women, just different color package and brand name. The women's product was twice the price!

 

Bet China didn't see it coming either!

 

But as I've become a retired and Certified Auld Phart, I am hard at work catching up!

 

I have three CH cats. It's like having small children again. I sleep when they sleep, and they sleep a lot.

 

Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated.

When they ran into each other later the first old lady said to the second,

“Oh my! Did you see that statue of the naked man back there?”

The second old lady replied,

“Yes! I was absolutely shocked! How can they display such a thing?! My gosh, the penis on it was so large!”

Where upon the first old lady accidentally blurted out,

“…Yeah, and cold, too!”

 

“Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.”

H.L.Mencken

We are a Republic!