Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Vlad was a complicated and misunderstood guy.

 

I'm a southern conservative, and NO! I did not like New Coke! If I wanted a sweet soft drink, I would have drunk Pepsi, but I liked Coke instead! New Coke and Bud Light, two of the worse business decisions in history...at least Coke was able to recover.

 

And we have accomplished more in 250 years than they have in 1000!

 

Also fun to throw into someone swimming pool!

 

It sucks to be Tim! I wonder what he did to deserve killing?

 

He kept losing his "e".

 

He didn't pack out his trash.

 

Long time friends Sylvia & Wanda meet up in Heaven!!

SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.

WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How’d you die?..

SYLVIA: I froze to death.

WANDA: How horrible!

SYLVIA: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

SYLVIA: So, what happened?

WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

SYLVIA: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer – we’d both still be alive.

 

Wisdom as good today as back then!