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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

Goliath had a personal weapon, David had a range weapon.

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Mar 18, 2015

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Mar 18, 2015

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Mar 18, 2015

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Mar 18, 2015

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Mar 18, 2015

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

and you will either live or die with that choice....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Mar 18, 2015

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Mar 18, 2015

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

smoking things at BOTH ends....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Mar 18, 2015

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Mar 18, 2015

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

I wonder whether Ronnie Raygun's friends are still thanking him for his lung buster gifts???

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Mar 18, 2015

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Mar 18, 2015

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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

chelloveck said: ↑

I wonder whether Ronnie Raygun's friends are still thanking him for his lung buster gifts???
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Yeah, I'll bet they are. It's one adult treating someone as an adult who is old enough to fight and die, vote, drink, or marry.
Perhaps, (just maybe) they are also old enough to make their own decisions as to what they put in their own bodies, without being protected from themselves.
If I were to gift you a knife or gun, I am making the assumption, you are adult enough to use it responsibly.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Mar 18, 2015

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kellory said: ↑

Yeah, I'll bet they are. It's one adult treating someone as an adult who is old enough to fight and die, vote, drink, or marry.
Perhaps, (just maybe) they are also old enough to make their own decisions as to what they put in their own bodies, without being protected from themselves.
If I were to gift you a knife or gun, I am making the assumption, you are adult enough to use it responsibly.
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Well said!

Semper ubi sub ubi

nkawtg, Mar 18, 2015

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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

chelloveck said: ↑

I wonder whether Ronnie Raygun's friends are still thanking him for his lung buster gifts???
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as for the "Ronnie Raygun" comment....this man earned my respect, and the title of President. I would vote for him again, if I could.
Reagan at Brandenburg Gate - "tear down this wall":

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Mar 18, 2015

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Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

Agree Kell, he is my favorite President, and IMO one of the best this country has had.

"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government,our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." Samuel Adams, 1776
"I always believe in being prepared,even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails." Gen. George S. Patton,Jr

Tully Mars, Mar 18, 2015

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stg58 Monkey+++ Founding Member

stg58, Mar 18, 2015

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stg58 Monkey+++ Founding Member

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stg58 Monkey+++ Founding Member

stg58, Mar 18, 2015

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stg58 Monkey+++ Founding Member

stg58, Mar 18, 2015

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Mar 18, 2015

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