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hot diggity, Jun 26, 2024 at 11:48

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hot diggity, Jun 26, 2024 at 12:13

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hot diggity said: ↑

Yet I still have no desire to move to France or anywhere else. Why would
I want to be like them when I'm an American?
Click to expand...

Big DITTO! I'd bet we enjoy our vacations more on the average, as they are fewer.

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

Seawolf1090, Jun 26, 2024 at 12:46

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arleigh Goophy monkey

I had 2 vacations in my adult lifetime.
3 if you count driving 5000 miles for nothing.

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"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

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Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

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Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

Just when you thought it was safe to go to the lake

on the way to Yellowstone(d)

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Jun 26, 2024 at 13:43

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DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

The great British evangelist George Whitefield (1714-1770) once said (in the light of a litany of lies and false accusations lodged against him), “I am content to wait till the judgment day for the clearing up of my character. When I am dead, I desire no epitaph but this,
‘Here lies G. W. What kind of man he was the great day will discover.’”

Laid back response from a guy who thought he was right....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

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hot diggity said: ↑

Yet I still have no desire to move to France or anywhere else. Why would
I want to be like them when I'm an American?
Click to expand...

So, the average French worker works only 8 hours a week? And the average Japanese works only 29? Hmm. Sounds spurious.

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Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Jun 26, 2024 at 23:12

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Just my point that's all .

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

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