Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    U2? Ya, me U2
     
  2. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    Traffic in the pattern - see and avoid (or ingest)
     
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    Total air dominance ensures a ground victory...
     
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  4. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    I will never call a shithook pilot anything but - the Best.... They hauled my butt too many places and got me back alive....
     
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    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    olive drab side up Friend....
     
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    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    Don't forget the radio... Having a radio just adds to the upcoming mess....
     
  8. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    Goes for ensigns as well. Known some who could get lost in a bath tub.
     
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  9. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    And sometimes jg's, too. I know one that made a (practice) torpedo run on the moon thinking it was a mast head light.
     
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  10. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Wd lost a Boy Scout troop competition, due to a bad navigator during a Jamboree. He could have peed on the ground and followed the stream, but no one was allowed to help him. Each had their own jobs. We ended up hours late, and miles off course. He is the reason I always have a ball compass attached to my pack or coat now, as backup.
     
  11. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    I would bet the crew had a ball at his expense! :lol:Did the captain have a "chat" with him afterwords ?
     
  12. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Uh, yeah. One of the sonarmen realized rather quickly what was going on and tipped the dive officer, who had to be relived 'cause he was laughing too hard, couldn't stifle himself. The COB took the dive over with a straight face, somehow. We chased the moon for a couple hours, just for the s&g. Dunno if he had any ass left after he got relieved on the conn, we were laughing too hard to hear any of the talk --
     
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  13. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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    Rangers in the night
    Exchanging azimuths
    Wondering in the night
    What were the chances
    We’d be resupplied
    Before the night was throooo.
     
  14. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

    [fnny][LMAO]
     
  15. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

    Good Morning.
     
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  16. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    To my Monkey Friends, No caption needed!

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  17. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    [beer]
     
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  18. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

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  19. Airtime

    Airtime Monkey+++

    Those pilots in that image have both skills and balls. That kind of landing is very difficult and dangerous. The issue is the rotor blades are in ground effect on one side of the craft (which gives them more lift) but not on the other. Tends to cause the helicopter to pitch or roll and it takes a ton of collective to counter and if the pilot isn't quick and accurate enough bad things can happen. Here is a video that shows it pretty clearly. The pilot was a shade low, hooked his rear wheels on the ship's deck and didn't get over the deck fully. Then asymmetric ground effect off the deck rolled it right over. It also looks like the rear wheels might have also been snagged exacerbating or maybe even precipitating the roll. A really bad day here.

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  20. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    It did not help with him coming in to the deck pretty hot....not a good display of flying skill!!!
     
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