Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

When you first realize you may have taken a wrong turn.

 

Wine? What wine?

 

I don't want to think about what prompted that sign.

 

A pastor asked an older farmer, decked out in bib overalls, to say grace for the morning breakfast.

“Lord, I hate buttermilk”, the farmer began. The visiting pastor opened one eye to glance at the farmer and wonder where this was going.

The farmer loudly proclaimed, “Lord, I hate lard.” Now the pastor was growing concerned.

Without missing a beat, the farmer continued, “And Lord, you know I don’t much care for raw white flour”. The pastor once again opened an eye to glance around the room and saw that he wasn’t the only one to feel uncomfortable.

Then the farmer added, “But Lord, when you mix them all together and bake them, I do love warm fresh biscuits. So Lord, when things come up that we don’t like, when life gets hard, when we don’t understand what you’re saying to us, help us to just relax and wait until you are done mixing. It will probably be even better than biscuits. Amen.”

 

The lord's biscuit oven


Sometimes the lord's biscuits are over done.

 

Unusual use of an Olla. Come to think of it...unusual olla.

 

If only it was that easy!

 

Your incessant posts attempting to display your intelligence and astuteness to the world and explain humor you don’t comprehend I generally regard as evidence of an insecure person maybe with a bit of Aspergers. If those posts help you feel better about yourself, then good.

But this post is just pure meanness.

Oh, I have little doubt you’ll spend an hour or two or three searching for memes and writing something to try and convince again of your superiority and knowledge and to justify your post.
The only thing that might have any positive impact here, especially today, would be, “I’m sorry, that was mean and insensitive to many people here.” I’ll not hold my breath.