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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    Trump did an exceptional job seeing what he had to work with including having the respect of the world.
     
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  2. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Yeah, we Americans would be using a 12 gauge shotgun. (y)
     
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  3. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Can't see a 12 Gauge hitting something 9.2 Miles away .
    7.62 could set on 0 gas.
    I read they fly @ 48K ft.
    Now if the rounds were free , Im in , hold my beer Plz.
    Sloth
     
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  4. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

    I knew you'd catch that Andy. ;)
     
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  7. Jerry Fisk

    Jerry Fisk Monkey

    . I don't know about that. I have a 12 guage that will shoot a slug so far out there that I have to put salt on the bullet just so the meat won't spoil before I can walk that far.
     
  8. Zimmy

    Zimmy Wait, I'm not ready!

    [ROFL]
     
  9. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Am surprised that the sign didn't say "sorry for the incontinence", if the spell checker is the same ;)
     
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  10. DKR

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  12. Andy the Aussie

    Andy the Aussie Monkey+++ Founding Member

    ……easy to spot when you keep a couple of slabs of it around the house. That’s remains my current beer of choice ;)
     
  13. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Great Northern, It's a nice crisp ale, though I do like a schooner of Tooheys 'Old' with a dash of Stone's Green Ginger Wine.

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  14. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    45/70? Or the better 50/90?
     
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  16. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    Wonder why elections matter?

    In fiscal year 2023, ERO made 170,590 administrative arrests, a 19.5% increase over the previous year. ERO arrested 73,822 noncitizens with a criminal history; those arrested had an average of four charges and convictions per individual, including more than 33,209 charges or convictions for assault, 7,520 for weapons offenses, 1,713 for homicide-related offenses, and 1,615 for kidnapping. Removals also included 3,406 known or suspected gang members, 139 known or suspected terrorists, seven human rights violators, and 108 foreign fugitives wanted by their governments for crimes including homicide, rape, terrorism and kidnapping. Also in fiscal year 2023, ERO conducted 142,580 removals to more than 170 countries worldwide.
    (ERO Boston arrests Guatemalan national convicted of child sexual assault in Massachusetts | ICE)

    The MASSholes released a child sex offender. Surprise!
     
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  17. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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  18. hot diggity

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  20. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    Buy any of your food at Family Dollar?

    Family Dollar Stores was this week ordered to pay $41.6 million for using a rodent-infested warehouse to distribute food, cosmetics and medical devices to more than 400 stores across the South.

    The largest criminal penalty of its kind comes after a U.S. Food and Drug Administration investigation found "live rodents, dead and decaying rodents, rodent feces, urine, and odors, and evidence of gnawing and nesting," at the company's distribution center in West Memphis, Arkansas, the Justice Department said in a statement.
    (Mouse-infested warehouse lands Family Dollar Stores with record $41M fine (nbcnews.com))

    Might want to rethink that.
     
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