Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

……you really do need to work on your “Australian” !!!!
And Chell etc…. Once again it’s a f’ing meme thread….each meme does not need unpacking beyond funny/not funny.

 

marine wearing a Trump hat boarded a train on his way home from deployment.

The train was quite crowded, and the marine walked the entire length looking for a seat.
There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed middle-aged African American woman, but when he got there he saw it was taken by the woman's little dog.
The tired marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The woman sniffed and said, "Trump supporters are so rude. My little Roxy is using that seat."

The marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat available was under that dog.

"Please, ma'am, may I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Trump supporters rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone do something! I'm an award winning district attorney from Georgia. Someone put this Trump supporter in his place!"
About that time an English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up.

"Sir, you Americans seem to have a way of always doing the wrong thing. You hold your fork in the wrong hand.
You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road and now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.”

 

Definitely MAGA Republikans....all you see are heads buried in the sand.

 

supplemental...

 

Big DITTO! Something today's young liberal SJW Snowflakes really need to learn.

 

A haggard, exhausted rural firefighter, wearing a lapel badge, boarded a train on their way home from deployment.

The train was quite crowded, and the fire fighter walked the entire length looking for a seat.
There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed middle-aged white woman, but when the firefighter got there they noticed that it was taken by the woman's little dog.
The tired firefighter asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The woman sniffed and said, "Biden supporters are so rude. My little Roxy is using that seat."

The firefighter walked the entire train again, but the only seat available was under that dog.

"Please, ma'am, may I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Biden supporters rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the firefighter didn't say a word, they just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone do something! I'm a congress woman from Georgia. Someone put this Biden supporter in their place!"
About that time an English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up.

" You Americans seem to have a way of always doing the wrong thing. You hold your fork in the wrong hand.
You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road and now, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.”

The firefighter replied:
"I guess I did, but the bitch that I didn't throw out of the window has the pleasure of having an out and proud African American lesbian as a travelling companion for the rest of their journey".

 

Sew, lik, wuts da prob? Ize ken rd dat jus fn.

 

Under the "You Have Got to be SHITTING ME" column

Feds charge Japanese Yakuza leader with nuclear materials trafficking (cnbc.com)

Yup, real weapons grade Uranium and Plutonium.

Thank goodness it is the Japanese mob and not some random Hadjis.

 

What do you expect from an over paid dumb jock

 

A Marine and sailor were sitting in a bar, arguing over which was the superior service.

After a swig of beer, the Marine says “Well, we had Iwo Jima.”

Arching his eyebrows, the sailor replies, “We had the Battle of Midway.”

“Not entirely true,” replies the Marine. “Some of those pilots were Marines, in fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal is named for a Marine pilot killed at Midway.”

The sailor agrees. “Point taken.”

The Marine then says, “We Marines were born at Tun Tavern.”

The sailor, nodding in agreement, says, “But we had John Paul Jones.”

The argument continued until the sailor comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality, he says…”The Navy invented sex!”

The Marine replies, “That’s true, but it was the Marines who introduced it to women.”