Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

If there was a color for "In a chair with my glasses and boots on" that would be about 80% of my pie chart.

 

This week I learned that on a certain survey for work if you hover your mouse over the center of the 1-5 bar and click it your rating will be 2.5. I thought that would just open the site where I got to rate things. Oh well. ;-) Maybe somebody will actually read my comments after I unintentionally slammed them on the rating.

 

Oh Hell NO! I lived on the fourth floor of a hotel for ten months. Just color the whole damn thing SKUNK COLOR, and say it's because "The elevator reeks of SKUNK!" What has the government put in marijuana? It used to smell organic, and pleasant.

The only time I used the elevator was to move the potted plants, tables, and paintings from one floor to another late at night to confuse the stoners.

 

Chelly old boy. I'm surprised you didn't find this one before me.

I am quite disappointed in you TBH.