Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

I saved this bag today so I could put my lunch in it so everybody thought I was eating a $40 delivered meal. I'll give a basic economics class tomorrow.

I sat in the lunch room and ate four leftover hotdogs on some keto buns from the food kitchen bread room with mustard I found in the refrigerator at work.

The best part? I still have $40 in my pocket.

 

Eating like a King !! Were they hot ? Fancy mustard im sure

 

They were cheap Gwaltney original hot dogs. The keto buns first ingredient is water, but it must've all evaporated. They were so dry that I had to add some ketchup (also found abandoned in the lunch room fridge) to the second two to make them more palatable. Nothing fancy about the mustard. It was one of those giant squeeze bottles left over from some company event last summer.

 

I've been doing my bit. My beer drinking habits haven't changed in ... forty five years. I drink what's cheapest, and surprisingly, it ain't Bud Light.

 

My parents would've thought nothing of pinning instructions to my jacket and dropping me off at the airport.
I grew up in a different time.

 

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I think I hurt myself laughing...

 

?? Haricot Verts...??



That'd be those $35 green beans.