Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

That wood be me .
It's still alot of hard work, at age .
Sloth

 

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tatas, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tatas.

 

Or a lot of kids. Keeps them strong and out of trouble.

 

Fixed....
be careful of what you wish for, and I'd recommend being a bit more specific about the nature of the person, whose big 'tatas' you desire. (bonus feature: At least she seems to be interested in gunz!)

 

I'm thinking not so much in this crowd.

 

Yep a drop short is sure to ruin ya day