Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

PUKE ,
Thanks @T. Riley
Cleaning screen again ,after I did my eyes !
How don't you do that AGAIN !!
Sloth

 

I remember walking guard on New Years eve 1980 with three of them in my field jacket pockets. Marines who came back on post just after midnight gifted them to me.

 

ITALIAN MOTHER

Giuseppe excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married.

He says, “Just for fun, Mama, I’m going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.” The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house, sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.

He then says, “Okay, Mama, guess which one am I going to marry?”

Mama says immediately, “The one on the right.”

“That’s amazing, Mama. You’re right. How did you know?”

Mama replies: “I don’t like her.”

Justa Sayin’!

 

AN IRISHMAN’S FIRST DRINK WITH HIS SON

I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back to the time I took my son out for his first drink.

Off we went to our local bar, which is only two blocks from the house.

I got him a Guinness Stout. He didn’t like it so I drank it.

Then I got him an Old Style. He didn’t like it either, so I drank it.

It was the same with the Coors and the Bud.

By the time we got down to the Irish whiskey, I could hardly push the stroller back home.

“Jaysus!”

 

My Dad rebuilt an old Willys Military jeep with a 289 in it back in the 70s,, he put a piece of RR track for bumpers on it ,, he did it to add some weight to the thing , for some reason that Jeep had massive leaf springs under it ,, that thing rode like a buck board wagon.

 

Here's the thing, one is not an American, until one is actually born. Before that time, one is a zygote, an embryo or a fetus: None of which are eligible for US citizenship.

The depiction of forceps next to the abortion option is misleading. Abortion options are medical / surgical....a pill bottle would probably warrant inclusion, as would pill and alcohol bottles being common adjuncts to death by longarm, pistol, and knife / cutting instrument.