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Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government,our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." Samuel Adams, 1776
"I always believe in being prepared,even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails." Gen. George S. Patton,Jr

Tully Mars, Jan 9, 2015

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Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government,our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." Samuel Adams, 1776
"I always believe in being prepared,even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails." Gen. George S. Patton,Jr

Tully Mars, Jan 9, 2015

#5482

chelloveck likes this.
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

Some people have easy jobs, they just hang around all day, waiting for something to happen....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Jan 9, 2015

#5483

Mountainman, chelloveck, tacmotusn and 4 others like this.
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

Variation on a theme....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Jan 9, 2015

#5484

GOG, natshare, Sapper John and 3 others like this.
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

No comment needed...gggrrrrrr

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Jan 9, 2015

#5485

GOG, chelloveck, tacmotusn and 4 others like this.
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

Sometimes, ya just gotta talk smack.

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Jan 9, 2015

#5486

Mountainman, Sapper John, oldawg and 3 others like this.
Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

DKR said: ↑

No comment needed...gggrrrrrr
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........

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Jan 9, 2015

#5487
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

DKR said: ↑

Some people have easy jobs, they just hang around all day, waiting for something to happen....
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That is quite uplifting...thanks for posting.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Jan 9, 2015

#5488
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

But why walk when you can ride in air-conditioned comfort?

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Jan 9, 2015

#5489
Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

DKR said: ↑

But why walk when you can ride in air-conditioned comfort?
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if you are under 5'8" or so

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Jan 9, 2015

#5490
Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

DKR said: ↑

No comment needed...gggrrrrrr
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Love this one! I collect posters/pictures of WWII era recruitment ads and nose art. There is something to be said for the way it was done. Sexy to be sure, but classy as well.

"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government,our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." Samuel Adams, 1776
"I always believe in being prepared,even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails." Gen. George S. Patton,Jr

Tully Mars, Jan 9, 2015

#5491
Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

I like those Vargas girl calendars very nice!! Have not seen them in some time.... of course, I would have to put it in the garage as the wife would
vargas girls - Yahoo Image Search Results

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Jan 9, 2015

#5492

kellory and Tully Mars like this.
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

Just tell her " nothing can compare to the real thing." And of course, those women are either old and wrinkled, or dead, so she has no competition.
Side note: phrased correctly, she might take it as a challenge, and pick her favorite pose for her OWN addition to your poster wall.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Jan 9, 2015

#5493

tacmotusn likes this.
Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

kellory said: ↑

Just tell her " nothing can compare to the real thing." And of course, those women are either old and wrinkled, or dead, so she has no competition.
Side note: phrased correctly, she might take it as a challenge, and pick her favorite pose for her OWN addition to your poster wall.
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Come on Kell, you are married.... you should know better than that.....

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Jan 9, 2015

#5494

Cruisin Sloth and kellory like this.
Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

The Wife is pretty cool about it, actually finds some for me. Course, she has her eye candy as well-namely "Eric" from True Blood..

"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government,our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." Samuel Adams, 1776
"I always believe in being prepared,even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails." Gen. George S. Patton,Jr

Tully Mars, Jan 9, 2015

#5495

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Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government,our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." Samuel Adams, 1776
"I always believe in being prepared,even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails." Gen. George S. Patton,Jr

Tully Mars, Jan 9, 2015

#5496

Mountainman, chelloveck, stg58 and 2 others like this.
Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

YD, if you like Vargas's work, go to thepinupfiles.com LOTS of stuff there. While I think its tasteful, some pics I don't feel comfortable posting here

"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government,our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." Samuel Adams, 1776
"I always believe in being prepared,even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails." Gen. George S. Patton,Jr

Tully Mars, Jan 9, 2015

#5497

tacmotusn, stg58, 3M-TA3 and 3 others like this.
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Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Jan 9, 2015

#5498
kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

VisuTrac said: ↑

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Swap the cheese for an EBT card.....

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, Jan 9, 2015

#5499

Mountainman, tacmotusn, Cruisin Sloth and 1 other person like this.
stg58 Monkey+++ Founding Member

stg58, Jan 9, 2015

#5500

GOG, tacmotusn, Tully Mars and 1 other person like this.

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