Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Who else is sure that guy is dead?

 

So I sent this to a friend along with some other memes. Later in the day I sent another message about business.
Hours later I get a message from her that says "Me so horrrny." It took me a second, but I understood that she was talking about the movie scene. I got a very quick follow-up message that said "That's the line from their scene!"

 

And I don't even care if it's true...

 

NPR reported that Gen Milley was "clapped out of the Pentagon" and even provided a recording of the applause. They said this was the traditional send-off. Or maybe they were just happy to see him go.


Then I look up his replacement. Air Force General C.Q. Brown. I completely understand his use of initials. It'd be hard to take anybody that went by
Charlie Brown seriously.

Don't think for a second that he won't be a meme generator.

 

Glad to see this guy go. Would be happier to see the system changed to keep politicians out of these positions.

 

We all do!

 

When I was driving, I always had my Colt .45 Auto in the center console.

 

Makes my family tree look less like the source of Lowe's 2x4's.

 

Red Skelton’s recipe for the perfect marriage.

Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said “There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!” So I bought her an electric chair.

My wife told me the car wasn’t running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, “In the lake.”

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” The driver said, “No, jump in!”.

Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was ‘Always’.

I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt her.

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?”

I said, “Dust!”.

Can’t you just hear him say all of these?

I love it. These were the good old days when humor didn’t have to start with a four letter word or political. It was just clean and simple fun. And he always ended his programs with the words, "And May God Bless"with a big smile on his face.


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