Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

It's a sad reflection on our society that opinionated and racially biased junk like this gets any print/air time. People really should know better, and let this guy know his crap don't float.

 

My Colt M1911A1 doesn't need a sock.

 

Being retired, old and disabled, I wake up and start my day when I feel like it, usually my third or fourth time hitting the bathroom. And I can stay up as late as I want..... usually about 9PMish.
Had a grocery store cashier ask me once if I had plans for the weeked. I told her, "I'm retired. Every day is the weekend."

 

The accessory that goes with the 1911 is a pack of matches with a $20 bill wrapped around it with a rubber band. If confronted by multiple assailants you toss the packet as a distraction so you can gain the upper hand with the 1911.

I like the sock idea. Just imagine the look on their face as they're standing there howling a sock while you're yelling "Steee Rike One!" CLINK!!!

 

He'll have a hard time running away in high heels.

 

Women’s shirt buttons are on the left-hand side because wealthy women used to be dressed by their maids (and of course most of the maids were right-handed, right?) so it was easier for the maid to access.
At least that's what I read, so I'll stick to that theory...