Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Let's see what happens here....

View attachment don't go bacon my heart.jpg


Nope...no joy.

 

Damn. I found Elvis, and can't even tell ya'll about it!

 

Testing......

View attachment images (10).jpeg



Edit.... Nope, I can't add a pic either.

 

Attachment opens as a big blank screen. I tried squinting my eyes, but it didn't help.

 

Same here ,,, a big black square .

 

Yep, same here.

 

Ladies and Gentleman
Friends of all ages
Some of you simpletons
Some of you sages
Some of you skinny
And some of you…..let’s say “stout”
I shall tell you a tale
I know nothing about
It was a dark, stormy day on a bright sunny night
When Two dead brothers rose up to fight
One was blind, the other could not see
So they picked a tree stump for a referee.
You see, the brothers lived on the corner
In the middle of the block
In a two-story house
On a quiet vacant lot.

There...

Back to back, the Brothers faced each other
Drew their swords, and shot their mother

A blind man came to watch them play
A mute man came to shout “Hurray”
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to a...pplaud the three dead boys.

But a paralyzed man was walking by
And kicked the copper in the eye
The policeman fell in a dry creek bed
There he drowned till he was dead

A big black hearse came to take the body away,
The cop ran for his life…
And is still gone today..

If you should doubt the facts of my fable
I saw it all while hiding on top of the table

And if you still don’t believe that my lies are all true
Just ask the blind man….he didn’t see it too.

 

Interesting. This morning the upload a file button doesn't seem to even respond.

 

I tried the long way around and still got the dreaded Red X.

I guess it's Dad jokes, funny stories and great quotes for the duration.

 

stopped working for me too.... hmmm....

 

Warren G. Bennis: "The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man, and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment."


Alice Kahn: "For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three."


Author Unknown: "If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in."


Steve Wozniak, co-founder of Apple Inc.: "Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.”


Author Unknown: "Never let a computer know you're in a hurry."


Jeff Pesis: “Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.”


Author Unknown: "The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord."


Seymour Cray: “The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late.”


Dave Barry: “Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everybody is the ‘most reliable Windows ever.‘ To me, this is like saying that asparagus is ‘the most articulate vegetable ever.‘"


J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books: "Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain."


Pablo Picasso: "Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."


Richard Buckminster Fuller: “Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de-geniuses them.”


Author Unknown: "The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back. "


Stewart Brand: "Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road."


Author Unknown: "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history--with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."


Frank Lloyd Wright: "If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. "


Max Frisch: "Technology…the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it."


Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG."


Henry David Thoreau: "Lo! Men have become the tools of their tools."


Karl Marx: "The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people. "


Sydney J. Harris: "The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers."


Marshall McLuhan: "The future masters of technology will have to be light-hearted and intelligent. The machine easily masters the grim and the dumb."


Mike Trout: "Technology is ruled by two types of people: those who manage what they do not understand, and those who understand what they do not manage."


Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."


John Tudor: "Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology."


Andrew Heller: "Technology is like a fish. The longer it stays on the shelf, the less desirable it becomes."


Andy Rooney: "Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. "


R. Buckminster Fuller: "Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons. "


Nicholas P. Negroponte: "It's not computer literacy that we should be working on, but sort of human literacy. Computers have to become human-literate. "


Joseph Weizenbaum: "A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind."


R. Buckminster Fuller: “I just invent. Then I wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented.”


Albert Einstein: "It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."


Elbert Hubbard; "One machine can do the work of 50 ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man."


William M. Kelly: "Man is a slow, sloppy and brilliant thinker; the machine is fast, accurate and stupid.”


E.F. Schumacher: "The system of nature, of which man is a part, tends to be self-balancing, self-adjusting, self-cleansing. Not so with technology."


Steve Jobs: "The system is that there is no system. That doesn't mean we don't have process. Apple is a very disciplined company, and we have great processes. But that's not what it's about. Process makes you more efficient."


Lewis Mumford: "Western society has accepted as unquestionable a technological imperative that is quite as arbitrary as the most primitive taboo: not merely the duty to foster invention and constantly to create technological novelties, but equally the duty to surrender to these novelties unconditionally, just because they are offered, without respect to their human consequences."


C.P. Snow: "Technology…is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other."


Isaac Asimov: "The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom."


Robert M. Pirsig: "Technology presumes there's just one right way to do things and there never is. "


Havelock Ellis: "The greatest task before civilization at present is to make machines what they ought to be, the slaves, instead of the masters of men."


John Kenneth Galbraith: "We are becoming the servants in thought, as in action, of the machine we have created to serve us."


Bruce Lee: "Man, the living creature, the creating individual, is always more important than any established style or system."


Joseph Campbell: "Is the system going to flatten you out and deny you your humanity, or are you going to be able to make use of the system to the attainment of human purposes?"


Author Unknown: "Computers have lots of memory but no imagination."


Bill Gates: "The first rule of any technology used in a business is that automation applied to an efficient operation will magnify the efficiency. The second is that automation applied to an inefficient operation will magnify the inefficiency."

 

Author Unknown: "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history--with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

I swear that sounds like PJ O'Rourke!

 

As a retired IT professional, I agree with the majority of these comments on technology.
My old Navy Electronic Tech Seniorchief once said, "Any electronic device will fail at the worst possible time."
I have seen that happen often.

 

sorry - had to try for myself. I'm much better with Wet Paint signs tho

 

Any reports from the wonderful humans who push the buttons to fix glitches like this?

Do we need to throw money at the problem?

Is there anything we can do to help?

 

It is mighty irritating.

 

I've been noticing a good bit of technical problems going on over the last week or so . Internet , phone , computer ,etc.

I read about 2 weeks ago that they were passing out satellite phones to all the politicians in case of a grid down situation. You know what happens when the. Gov. starts preparing for stuff .

I've got a buddy in Texas , I haven't been able to get in touch with him for a week ,, anyone know of any telecom problems in the Midland or surrounding areas ??

I've got all kinds of conspiracy theories I can throw out there for reasons why ,, but ,, I'd like to save them for conspiracy theory times ,, was hoping we weren't to that point yet .

 

I think tech companies and others would love to know the origin of memes and images posted. Seems to me that there have been several changes with respect to that lately. They sometimes appear as links for a few seconds on the phone in conversations with friends, etc.

 

It's not just memes. It's everything. Pictures of pets, technical drawings, or anything else that we use to compliment a story.

Funny, I can still post links to movies and music.