Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

The Wobbly Hog around here never has more than two cashiers on duty, and they're usually hiding behind the gum and candy displays hoping you don't see them.

 

Quit worrying about what you don't have - enjoy and be thankful for what you do have! This is a fast track to being happy.

PS, it helps to turn off the TV.

 

What's a TV?

 

Must have eaten some Taco Bell.

 

Well, six out of ten ain't bad.

 

van life

 

A man received the following text from his neighbor:

"I am so sorry Bob. I’m riddled with guilt and I have to confess.”

I have been tapping your wife for many weeks now.

I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse.

I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again"

The heartbroken man, enraged, went into his bedroom, grabbed his wife, and threw her out the back door. Then he locked the door.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

– Damn autocorrect. I meant “wifi”, not “wife”.

 

Let's hope I make it , I have been so DUMB , that someone is looking after an IDIOT and TROUBLEMAKER .
Sloth

 

Straight to the point…for millions of Christians this is absolute fact.

 

I have proven myself to be slow to catch on most of my life. Best I can hope for is a lot of mercy.