Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    If my wife is yelling "Oh God! Oh God!" I know I'm doing it right. If she's yelling "Oh, there was nothing and then all of the sudden nothing magically exploded into everything! Oh, matter randomly organizing itself into dinosaurs!" I know I have to up my game a bit...
     
  2. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    LOL biglaff
     
  3. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    It's when your bed partner languidly says..."beige....beige....I think I'll paint the ceiling...beige... that you know that things have become just a little unexciting. ;)
     
  4. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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  7. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    For those who have sex in MRI machines.....which orgasm is genuine?...and which is fake???

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    Answers at BBC NEWS | Health | Scan spots women faking orgasms

    Now...this is the kind of science I could happily participate in as a test subject....though the folk in white lab coats with clip-boards may be a little distracting!
     
  8. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    If the other guy spits on your back...Then i would say its fake...Or something like that i suppose?
     
  9. DarkLight

    DarkLight Live Long and Prosper - On Hiatus

    :sick::sick:
     
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  10. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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  12. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Brought to you by obummercare, your first choice, when your panties are in a bunch.
     
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    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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  14. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Thanks, for the laugh. I had to share that in the shoutbox.
     
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    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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  16. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    There's not much of a mind left once 62 grains of FMJ has been through it.
     
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  17. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    The goal is to reach them... Not converse with them. ;)
     
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