Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

If my wife is yelling "Oh God! Oh God!" I know I'm doing it right. If she's yelling "Oh, there was nothing and then all of the sudden nothing magically exploded into everything! Oh, matter randomly organizing itself into dinosaurs!" I know I have to up my game a bit...

 

It's when your bed partner languidly says..."beige....beige....I think I'll paint the ceiling...beige... that you know that things have become just a little unexciting.

 

For those who have sex in MRI machines.....which orgasm is genuine?...and which is fake???

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Answers at BBC NEWS | Health | Scan spots women faking orgasms

Now...this is the kind of science I could happily participate in as a test subject....though the folk in white lab coats with clip-boards may be a little distracting!

 

If the other guy spits on your back...Then i would say its fake...Or something like that i suppose?

 

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@kellory IDF Soldiers told to "Grin and Wear it!" | Survival Monkey Forums

 

Thanks, for the laugh. I had to share that in the shoutbox.

 

There's not much of a mind left once 62 grains of FMJ has been through it.