Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Roach coach.

 

WHen the cop drops in the pot

You ask BEG these guys


To talk to these guys




To do this



and this



before the bad guys have you for dinner....

Tactical Air Control Party, when only Danger Close will do. My kinda party.

 

And when the army is in deep Sh!t and ammo/ rats are low grunts pray for...





probably what they really ordered...



but you know how the supply pukes are....

 

Funnest time I had was at Ft Greeley one winter, and the C-130 dropped a paller load of C rats.

Chute didn't open. Never saw Army guys run so fast in the snow.....

 

What an imagination this guy has. What would we call it? “Senior Mind Games”
Yesterday, I wore my Vietnam Veterans cap when I went to Wal-Mart. There was nothing in particular that I needed at the world's largest retailer; but, since I retired, trips to Wally World to look at the "Walmartians" is always good for some comic release. Besides I always feel pretty normal after seeing some of the people that frequent this establishment.

But, I digress... enough of my psychological fixations.

While standing in line to check out, the guy in front of me, probably in his early thirties, asked, "Are you a Vietnam Vet?"

"No," I replied.

"Then why are you wearing that cap?"

"Because I couldn't find the one from the War of 1812."

I thought this was a snappy retort.

"The War of 1812, huh?" the "Walmartian" queried, "When was that?"

God forgive me, but I couldn't pass up such an opportunity. "1936,"

I answered, as straight-faced as possible.

He pondered my response for a moment and then asked, "Why do they call it the War of 1812 if it was in 1936?"

"It was a Black Operation. No one is supposed to know about it."

This was beginning to be way too much fun!

"Dude! Really?" he exclaimed.

"How did you get to do something that COOOOL?"

I glanced furtively around me for effect, leaned toward the guy, and in a low voice said. "I'm not sure. I was the only Caucasian on the mission."

"Dude," he was really getting excited about what he was hearing, "that is seriously awesome! But, didn't you kind of stand out?"

"Not really. The other guys were all wearing white camouflage."

The moron nodded knowingly.

"Listen man," I said in a very serious tone, "You can't tell anyone about this. It's still 'top secret' and I shouldn't have said anything."

"Oh yeah?" he gave me that, 'don't threaten me look.' "Like, what's gonna happen if I do?"

With a really hard look I said, "You have a family don't you? We wouldn't want anything to happen to them, would we?"

The guy gulped, left his basket where it was and fled through the door. By this time the lady behind me was about to have a heart attack, she was laughing so hard. I just grinned at her.

After checking out and going to the parking lot I saw the Dimwit leaning in a car window talking to a young woman. Upon catching sight of me he started pointing excitedly in my direction.

Giving him another 'deadly' serious look, I made the 'I see you' gesture. He turned kind of pale, jumped into the car and sped out of the parking lot in a flurry of dust.

What a great time I had!

Tomorrow I'm going back with my Homeland Security cap.

Then the next day I will go to the DMV so I can wear a Border Patrol hat, and see how long it takes to empty out the place.
Whoever said retirement is boring just needs the right kind of cap!

My wife sent me this joke. I had to share it, but the idiot gets one (??) vote the same as any of us.

 

One place is LINK

 

Your loss. I question what does not make sense. Why question an orgasm?

 

Orgasm's are not beyond question...I know that from practical experience...was it fake...or genuine?

Even if something does seem to make sense...it is wise to check the reality of that sense intuition...sometimes counter intuitive empirical data stacks up better than intuitive folklore.

 

Orgasm's are not beyond question...I know that from practical experience...was it fake...or genuine? 
If you can't tell, you are doing it wrong.....