Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Yup. I walked to school along Curtis Rd and tracked home lots of mud from Milan field.

 

My Grandma wore home made dresses, and combat boots. She was five years old when the Wright Brother's made their first flight and lived to see a man walk on the moon on a television. During World War II she worked on the production line at Nash-Kelvinator in Detroit, building Sikorsky R-6 helicopters. She listened to Bing Crosby and Lawrence Welk, spoke German and English, drove a jet black 1960 Plymouth Valiant, raised two kids who became a cop and a nurse, and I'll never be as cool as my Grandma.

 

I can relate with this.

 

Poor guy didn't even get to the part where he had to pay an outside company $35 to transcribe the doctors notes onto his insurance claim form and them find somewhere to fax it to them.

 

An airline pilot had just died and was waiting at the Golden Gate where St Peter was sitting scrutinizing the people who arrived. Behind him was a High Cleric Priest with the rank of Senior Cardinal.

When St Peter saw the pilot, he smiled a heartwarming smile and exclaimed: Oh dear friend, you don’t need to wait, just walk on right in……

The Cardinal got a little upset here and said: -I should go first. I have devoted all my days to God and what has he ever done to deserve God’s grace?

St Peter looked at the Cardinal and he said: - No, you should more likely be down (pointing down)there but my friend here is always welcome into heaven.

-So, how can a pilot who’s live around, drinking and being crazy about beautiful girls be so loved by God?

-Well, said St Peter. Look, every Sunday, you were preaching to people in the Church about the Bible and how they would be punished if they didn’t follow the book. So, what happened? People were sleeping over the benches instead.

-No, when people were flying with our dear friend here, service to God was excellent. People have never prayed so much in their lives as when our friend here was flying the plane. -So you see, you belong down there and he belongs here……….