Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Hehe..... I popped many of those on my Square Shooter II Polaroid instant camera!

 

" Old Goat " ,,, thats a compliment compared to what else I've been called .

My Uncle came back from Vietnam ,, a Marine during the Tet ,, and would set them out with trip wires around the house and into the woods when we'd go hunting ,, good thing those big flashes weren't followed by a big boom .

 

Ms. Biden always looks like Sloppy Joe barfed all over her. I thinks it's a distraction op, to draw public attention away from Sloppy Joe's idiocy.

 

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,

“He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear;’ replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,

“He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”