Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Yep, got mine from a buddy here in Florida, who got it as a handout during severe flooding. Red Cross was handing them out.

 

what does American light beer and sex in a canoe have in common?


They are both f**cking close to water.

Have fun.

 

Lynette ‘Diamond’ Hardaway RIP Nov 25, 1971 - Jan 9, 2023

 

2 cowboys are talking about s*x.

1 cowboy says “I like the rodeo position!”

“I haven’t heard of that…” says the other cowboy, “What is it?!”

"Well, get your girlfriend down on all fours and mount her from behind.

Then reach around and cup both of her breasts and whisper:

“these feel just like your sisters” and try and hold on for 8 seconds!"