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  1. SB21

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    Duly noted ,, my apologies to all .
     
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    A real hardware store. This one has been around since 1912.
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    Is this Heaven??
     
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    Pretty close. They had 1/8" copper tubing for seventy-five cents a foot. I got all sixteen feet for my hollow wire lamps.

    They even had Case pocket knives.

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  9. Cruisin Sloth

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    We had one from that era till 1988 and it burn't down / or was set .
    The GENTS were all of age and knew their stuff !!!
    What a loss !
    Went looking for a transition yesterday , all are junk /plastic .So now im to make one .
    Sloth
     
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    A little old lady from North Carolina had worked in and around her family’s dairy farm since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation…

    So when canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores, she read an advertisement offering $5000 for the best slogan/rhyme beginning with “Carnation milk is best of all ….”

    She said to herself “ I know all about milking cows and dairy farms… I can do this!”

    She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house… A man got out and said, “Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $1000, even though we WILL NOT Be able to use it…

    Here is her entry:

    Carnation Milk

    Is best of all, No tits to pull ,

    No hay to haul,

    No buckets to wash,

    No shit to pitch ,

    Just poke a hole

    In the Son-********
     
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    The whole set.

    My mother would always ask at antique stores, "Where is the third piece to the set."

    Most had no clue about the thunder mug.
     
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