Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Not a problem, next time they pull that line just say "BTW last time you took a leak you didn't control your stream and peed all over the underside of the seat and the floor.
It'll get real silent and then, well you know!!!!

 

Funny that you mentioned this. Most people, women and men, don't realize that spraying the bottom front of the seat is SOP for most women. OK, now all of you that did not know that will be checking your seats to see if this is correct, LOL.

 

All you need look for is the tell tale brown stain on the bottom side of the seat. Most often seen in "Ladies" public rest rooms.

BTW, that is one of the reasons I lift the seat with my foot.

 

It has been awhile, so here is one.

 

Well now, if it's TMI , just squint them pretty little green eyes and act like it's a beauty of a sunset.

Go ahead, try real hard now.

 

Gotta keep it up.

 

Hey chell, that ain't such a bad ide.................um,............wait,.......... I'm a senior............( sound of slippers and cane at a dead hobble toward the closet)

 

Sounds like the Red Wonder from Down Under is on another rant. Glad I missed it.

 

You missed the delivery from the fellow in red livery? The joke was at the Department of Immigration's expense, not the seniors.

 

Why stop with one?

 

Only if the same quantity of numbered goats are released into a church also. Let god sort the sheep from the goats.