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Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

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When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, Apr 21, 2012

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Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

a Muslim kissing a pig.

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, Apr 21, 2012

#442

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Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

Retarded Policeman #9: Boobies! - YouTube

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, Apr 21, 2012

#443

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NVBeav Monkey+++

Haven't seen this one yet:

"...And this is the will of him who sent me, that I should lose nothing of all that he has given me, but raise it up on the last day. For this is the will of my Father, that everyone who looks on the Son and believes in him should have eternal life, and I will raise him up on the last day." John 6:39-40

NVBeav, Apr 22, 2012

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Redneck Rebel Monkey++

"Si vis pacem, para bellum"

Redneck Rebel, Apr 24, 2012

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

Osama Bin Shopping.....shoes to die for!

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Apr 29, 2012

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wrc223 Monkey+

Thanks Chell...you a**hole!!
I got coffee and part of a nutra grain bar on my computer screen!

"The whole of the Bill (of Rights) is a declaration of the right of the people at large or considered as individuals.... It establishes some rights of the individual as unalienable and which consequently, no majority has a right to deprive them of." (Albert Gallatin of the New York Historical Society, October 7, 1789)

wrc223, Apr 29, 2012

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gunbunny Never Trust A Bunny

What has been seen cannot be unseen!

"It's always a good sign when people feel the need to mask their faces when acting under the color of law"- DeadFred on Zerohedge.com, September 2013
"There is nothing -- and then there is nothing -- and still there is nothing and then suddenly everything is made out of knives and the world becomes completely insane." cougar_w on Zerohedge.com, June 2014
"...regulations have sometimes been well meaning but often designed specifically as a barrier to competition by special interests who helped write the rules."- Carl Popper on Zerohedge.com, November 2013

gunbunny, Apr 29, 2012

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Gray Wolf Monkey+++

Not a pretty sight, but it's not the worst thing I've seen on my screen.

Gray Wolf, Apr 29, 2012

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Apr 30, 2012

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Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

This ones for Tac since I know how much he likes the blue helmets, NOT!

"There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws." - Ayn Rand

My Mileage Does Vary - MM

How can you be tried by your peers when 90% of the people are not your peers. - MM

ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ III%

Mountainman, May 1, 2012

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UGRev Get on with it!

Gator 45/70 said: ↑

Retarded Policeman #9: Boobies! - YouTube
Click to expand...

You..owe .. me.. a .. keyboard..
My freaking sides hurt...

You can have it when I can't hold it anymore...

UGRev, May 1, 2012

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Redneck Rebel Monkey++

UGRev said: ↑

You..owe .. me.. a .. keyboard..
My freaking sides hurt...
Click to expand...

LOL the day I discovered that series I sat and watched 18 episodes... all that was available at that time.

"Si vis pacem, para bellum"

Redneck Rebel, May 1, 2012

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ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

Must ask --

Gotta luv it.

Remote locations are cheap insurance.

ghrit, May 2, 2012

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Redneck Rebel Monkey++

"Si vis pacem, para bellum"

Redneck Rebel, May 2, 2012

#455
Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

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When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, May 2, 2012

#456

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Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

So the next time the cops bust your door down by 'mistake'........

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

Seawolf1090, May 2, 2012

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dragonfly Monkey+++

aaaarrrrgggghhhh!

Before criticizing another, first walk a mile in their shoes....Then you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes!

dragonfly, May 2, 2012

#458
wrc223 Monkey+

Sign of the times

"The whole of the Bill (of Rights) is a declaration of the right of the people at large or considered as individuals.... It establishes some rights of the individual as unalienable and which consequently, no majority has a right to deprive them of." (Albert Gallatin of the New York Historical Society, October 7, 1789)

wrc223, May 2, 2012

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STANGF150 Knowledge Seeker

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What you call Being Paranoid, I call Paying Attention!!!

Amat Victoria Curam

Knowledge Is Power!

STANGF150, May 2, 2012

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