Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

I had chicken that first wife brought me. That Woman has forgotten that... I think.

 

Had a vision of TAC when I saw this.

 

Graham Martin is in the hospital!
Who the hell is GRAHAM?

Well, Graham is the geezer who got home late one night and Helen, his wife, asks him, “Where the hell have you been?”

Graham replies, “I was getting a tattoo!”

“A tattoo?” She frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?”

“I got a hundred dollar note tattooed on my privates,” he said proudly.

“What the hell were you thinking?” She said, shaking her head in disgust. “Why on earth would a Certified Public Accountant get a hundred dollar note tattooed on his privates?”

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want."

Graham is now in The Critical Care Unit, Room 233. No visitors until further notice.

 

...and it's Monday again.