Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Even inmates have kids, and won't tolerate diddlers.

 

A blonde was driving home one night and got caught in a severe hailstorm. Her car was badly dented, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.

The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees & started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, ‘What are you doing?’ The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

The roommate rolled her eyes and said, “Uh, like hello!

“You need to roll up the windows first.”

 

long time back in San Fran they had to make a law saying naked people could NOT sit at outdoor restaurants... IIRC they leaked on the seats???