Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. Gray Wolf

    Gray Wolf Monkey+++

    I went to visit a friend in Colorado Springs. As I pulled into the trailer park where he lived, a woman walked up to my truck. I stopped and rolled down my window, she held up a ruler and said " I'm measuring men" I told her 6'3". It wasn't until I drove past her that I realized that what I gave her wasn't the measurement that she was interested in! It gets better, when I found my friends place, and told him about it, he laughed and said "Oh, I can tell you just met my momma!
     
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    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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  9. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    OK this one is really BAD... but kinda funny???

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  10. hot diggity

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    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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