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Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

For the sake of not triggering a fevered rebuttal by Chello. This is the Babylon Bee, a satire site.

Definition of SATIRE

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"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Sep 5, 2022

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Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Sep 5, 2022

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Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

Minuteman said: ↑

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And the response should be the exact same!

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

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hot diggity said: ↑

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Buckwheat speak

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"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

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Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

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"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

Minuteman said: ↑

For the sake of not triggering a fevered rebuttal by Chello. This is the Babylon Bee, a satire site.

Definition of SATIRE

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Yes, 'satire' as only the Bee can do it...lame, and pandering to the dumbest of Christian nationalist MAGA maggots. It's the the Greg Gutfeld 'gold standard' of unsubtle unfunny lame jokery.

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

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chelloveck said: ↑

Yes, 'satire' as only the Bee can do it...lame, and pandering to the dumbest of Christian nationalist MAGA maggots. It's the the Greg Gutfeld 'gold standard' of unsubtle unfunny lame jokery.

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You feeling OK Chell? That was a pretty mild response considering your usual swinging from the bars flinging poo at the other monkeys. Hope all is well down your way. You after all are our standard bearer for liberal (lost) causes. Best wishes from a President Trump voter.

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I blocked the useless fool long ago. Not sure why I see his response at all in this thread, but it’s still the same tripe calling everyone dumb for being Christian.

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

oldawg said: ↑

You feeling OK Chell? That was a pretty mild response considering your usual swinging from the bars flinging poo at the other monkeys. Hope all is well down your way. You after all are our standard bearer for liberal (lost) causes. Best wishes from a President Trump voter.
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You (and others) misunderstand me...I fling poo at the other monkeys' $hitty ideas and rhetoric, which is permissible...I don't fling poo at the monkeys themselves for expressing what they say...it's just that some monkeys have such a strong attachment to their own views / ideas, that any criticism of their beliefs is perceived as a criticism of them personally. The butt hurt need to grow a thicker skin, or reflect upon the validity of what they are proponents of (or both).

Best wishes from a never TRumper

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Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

CraftyMofo said: ↑

I blocked the useless fool long ago. Not sure why I see his response at all in this thread, but it’s still the same tripe calling everyone dumb for being Christian.
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No, I am not calling everyone dumb for being Christian, I am calling out Christian Nationalists as dumb for believing that TRump actually cares about Christianity, or Christians for that matter, except to the extent that they are useful for his own purposes. He throws them bones and red meat from time to time to keep his grifts funded and to provide the political power that underwrites his own personal political projects. American Christian Nationalists are the analogues of the Russian Orthodox Nationalists who help keep Vlad Putin in power...an example of the fact that when Church and State are not meaningfully separated, the Church and State together can do much evil harm.

The positive news is, that not all Christians are Christian Nationalists:

Christians Against Christian Nationalism Statement — Christians Against Christian Nationalism

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

OldDude49 said: ↑

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Stop talking about Donald and Eric that way...it's disrespectful

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

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