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Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

What are these?

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, Aug 20, 2022

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SB21 Monkey+++

Magic Genie Lamps ,,, rub'em good and a beautiful blonde haired skimpy suited babe will appear ,,,,,
That ,,, or put a little fuel in'em and a globe on'em ,, and you'll have light ,,,

" War I despise . But if brought to my door , I will be home "
James A. Garfield , Civil War Officer and US President

" A life worth living , is a life worth dying for "

SB21, Aug 20, 2022

#42982

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livin' in the woods Monkey++

Collectables? I like the mason jar one.

livin' in the woods, Aug 20, 2022

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apache235 Monkey+++

Globes would be in order. You might try Kirkman https://lanternnet.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=SFNT&Store_Code=WKL

apache235, Aug 20, 2022

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hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

Gator 45/70 said: ↑

What are these?

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hot diggity, Aug 20, 2022

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hot diggity, Aug 21, 2022

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hot diggity, Aug 21, 2022

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hot diggity, Aug 21, 2022

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hot diggity, Aug 21, 2022

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hot diggity, Aug 21, 2022

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Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

SB21 said: ↑

Magic Genie Lamps ,,, rub'em good and a beautiful blonde haired skimpy suited babe will appear ,,,,,
That ,,, or put a little fuel in'em and a globe on'em ,, and you'll have light ,,,
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"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government,our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." Samuel Adams, 1776
"I always believe in being prepared,even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails." Gen. George S. Patton,Jr

Tully Mars, Aug 21, 2022

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Aug 21, 2022

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Aug 21, 2022

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Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

hot diggity said: ↑

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Hehe ... You can actually buy "Space food" in tubes, from Russia, on Amazon. They have one, Cheese Burger, that is supposed to actually taste like one.

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

Seawolf1090, Aug 21, 2022

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Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

hot diggity said: ↑

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At this point, barring another election fraud debacle, a danged Ficus Plant could beat Sloppy Joe Skidmarks, and his veep Kneepads Harris.

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

Seawolf1090, Aug 21, 2022

#42995

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Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Aug 21, 2022

#42996

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Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Aug 21, 2022

#42997

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Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Aug 21, 2022

#42998

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Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Aug 21, 2022

#42999

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Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

Minuteman said: ↑

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Different dog, same 'ol trick. Worked pretty well for an Austrian back in the '30s...

"If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government,our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin." Samuel Adams, 1776
"I always believe in being prepared,even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails." Gen. George S. Patton,Jr

Tully Mars, Aug 21, 2022

#43000

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