Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

I don't do this intentionally, but I do give directions that include businesses and railroad tracks that haven't been there in forty years or so. "It's right down there across the tracks, just past where Cook's used to be."

 

I tend to give directions by compass direction and miles, and road numbers. Pisses women off. They use business names.

 

I turn emergencies into mere inconveniences.