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  1. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

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    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

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    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

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  4. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    DKR, Aug 6, 2022
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  5. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

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  6. techsar

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    I'll take my own home...a truck is much more practical...plus, I'm not a car thief ;)
     
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  7. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

    parkingticket.

    My wife and I went into town and visited a shop.
    When we came out, there was a cop writing a parking ticket.
    We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior
    citizen a break?"

    He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
    I called him an "a**hole."
    He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
    So my wife called him a "s*ithead."
    He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
    first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about
    20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
    He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away.

    Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
    We always look for cars with Biden stickers.
    We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
     
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  8. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

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  9. Minuteman

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  10. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    ^^^^^^^^^^ One would think the Norse GOD THOR, would have. better aim^^^^^^^^^^
     
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  11. DKR

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  12. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Too much mead......
     
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  13. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Agreed
     
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    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

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  16. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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  17. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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