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HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

Yard Dart said: ↑

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Had that happen while working on my place, 30 feet off the ground and no safety! You see the carbiner was the safety as I had just unhooked my static line with loops tied in it so I could move down about two feet.

Sure got the heart a pounding.

Been there, done that,

HK_User, May 20, 2014

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HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

CaboWabo5150 said: ↑

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The same thing happened in CHINA during the Boxer Rebellion in 1899. Silver Rules and paper is for wiping.

Been there, done that,

HK_User, May 20, 2014

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Byte Monkey+++

kellory said: ↑

He used the mechanism from an airbag. I believe that IS compressed gas, @BTPost .
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It's actually gas generation via explosion of Sodium Azide. Energetic!

Sodium azide - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Our resident pyros will be able to explain it so much better than I can.

Byte, May 20, 2014

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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

then I stand corrected.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, May 20, 2014

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BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

When AirBags were first being Invented, they were inflated with Compressed Gas.... But it proved to be to slow, when calculating the Trigger Time Delay and the Valve Opening Delay. The impact would happen before the Bag was fully inflated. So they went to Sodium Azide as a Gas Generating System, which cut the Valve Opening Delay, out completely, and allowed a shortened Trigger Time Delay, due to the Velocity of Detonation of Sodium Azide, initiated by an Electric Squib. Azides are well understood Energetic Materials, and are used as Primary Initiators in many applications. Lead Azide being one of the more common Azides in Commercial Use. It was a common Energetic, in Primes for Ammunition, before the Styphanates became the Energetic of choice, later, as they are more Heat, Temperature and Humidity, stable than the Azide Salt. .....

Bruce in alaska (BTPost) An Atheist will never be able to say, "I TOLD YOU SO"!! ....

BTPost, May 20, 2014

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Mike Ol' Army Sergeant Monkey

kellory said: ↑

He used the mechanism from an airbag. I believe that IS compressed gas, @BTPost .
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Yes and no, kell. It uses a combustible that expands rapidly when the wire running through it is heated by electrical current. It expands rapidly. But it is not a compressed gas. Kind of like the igniter on a model rocket motor

Ok. I need to read to the end of a discussion to not look like a dummy when I post. So many others with a lot of smarts in here

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"I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery "- Thomas Jefferson

"Those who surrender freedom for security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one." - Benjamin Franklin

"Duty, then, is the sublimest word in our language. Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more; you should never wish to do less."- Robert E. Lee

"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny." - Thomas Jefferson

"If the Constitution and the Union established by our forefathers" were "restored" then there will be no truer supporters of that union and that Constitution than the Southern people. Every brave people who considered their rights attacked and their Constitutional liberties invaded, would have done as we did. Our conduct was not caused by any insurrectionary spirit nor can it be termed rebellion, for our construction of the Constitution under which we lived and acted was the same from its adoption and for eighty years we have been taught and educated by the founders of the Republic and their written declaration which controlled our consciences and actions."(General R.E. Lee)

Mike, May 20, 2014

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ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

Mike said: ↑

Ok. I need to read to the end of a discussion to not look like a dummy when I pot. So many others with a lot of smarts in here
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Hoo, boy!! Does that open doors or what?

Remote locations are cheap insurance.

ghrit, May 20, 2014

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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

Mike said: ↑

Ok. I need to read to the end of a discussion to not look like a dummy when I pot. So many others with a lot of smarts in here
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Yes @Mike , there are some very smart critters on here. The only airbags I have ever had to deal with WERE compressed gas. They had a canister for it, but they were pretty early versions. (One reason we removed them, we could not trust them.)

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, May 20, 2014

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Mike Ol' Army Sergeant Monkey

ghrit said: ↑

Hoo, boy!! Does that open doors or what?
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I am not Jennifer of WKRP in Cincinnati. I make typos, lol. But that one was bad

"I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery "- Thomas Jefferson

"Those who surrender freedom for security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one." - Benjamin Franklin

"Duty, then, is the sublimest word in our language. Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more; you should never wish to do less."- Robert E. Lee

"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny." - Thomas Jefferson

"If the Constitution and the Union established by our forefathers" were "restored" then there will be no truer supporters of that union and that Constitution than the Southern people. Every brave people who considered their rights attacked and their Constitutional liberties invaded, would have done as we did. Our conduct was not caused by any insurrectionary spirit nor can it be termed rebellion, for our construction of the Constitution under which we lived and acted was the same from its adoption and for eighty years we have been taught and educated by the founders of the Republic and their written declaration which controlled our consciences and actions."(General R.E. Lee)

Mike, May 20, 2014

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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

Mike said: ↑

I am not Jennifer of WKRP in Cincinnati. I make typos, lol. But that one was bad
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You bet your "s" it was....

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, May 20, 2014

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Mike Ol' Army Sergeant Monkey

Felt dumb enough oversimplifying the way air bags work after two posts had everything. Then I typo'd

"I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery "- Thomas Jefferson

"Those who surrender freedom for security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one." - Benjamin Franklin

"Duty, then, is the sublimest word in our language. Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more; you should never wish to do less."- Robert E. Lee

"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny." - Thomas Jefferson

"If the Constitution and the Union established by our forefathers" were "restored" then there will be no truer supporters of that union and that Constitution than the Southern people. Every brave people who considered their rights attacked and their Constitutional liberties invaded, would have done as we did. Our conduct was not caused by any insurrectionary spirit nor can it be termed rebellion, for our construction of the Constitution under which we lived and acted was the same from its adoption and for eighty years we have been taught and educated by the founders of the Republic and their written declaration which controlled our consciences and actions."(General R.E. Lee)

Mike, May 20, 2014

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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

HK_User said: ↑

Had that happen while working on my place, 30 feet off the ground and no safety! You see the carbiner was the safety as I had just unhooked my static line with loops tied in it so I could move down about two feet.

Sure got the heart a pounding.
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Think of it as a training experience , you learned something, and I bet you check your gear better next time. I do high work in fall arrest gear as well.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, May 20, 2014

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TXKajun Monkey+++

*sigh* SSS

Kajun

Stupid oughta hurt immediately!

TXKajun, May 20, 2014

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

As @ColtCarbine said.... you guys talk to much

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, May 20, 2014

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

A little swimming anybody....

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, May 20, 2014

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, May 20, 2014

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, May 20, 2014

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Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

Oh Boy, I've had the seals request permission to conduct training exercises on boarding and disabling a offshore platform, We granted permission and turned off our submersible pumps so they would not get sucked in.
Never knew when they were coming, They are that good !

Yard Dart said: ↑

A little swimming anybody....

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When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, May 21, 2014

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Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

Mike said: ↑

Felt dumb enough oversimplifying the way air bags work after two posts had everything. Then I typo'd
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Like I don't make Mistakes !! & I'm an instructor who meets guys like me in the field who see the outcome , then we as a group , discuss & figure the why / how / when and for reading later !!! Not all is known by one !!

Just my point that's all .

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The thing about Energetic Materials is, you do NOT get more than 1 mistake..... and sometimes that one mistake, ends your career..... When I was an Apprentice Blaster, learning the Trade, my Mentor, was very specific, in teaching ME, that you check, and recheck, and recheck AGAIN, at each step, and have your Mucker go back and check each step, AGAIN... The bigger the charges, the more you check.... Yea, it takes longer to do it that way, but if you do it correctly, you never make a Catastrophic Mistake, that ends your days.... and that is a GOOD THING..... I still have ALL my Fingers and Toes.... and never in 40 years, have I had a Misfire..... .....

Bruce in alaska (BTPost) An Atheist will never be able to say, "I TOLD YOU SO"!! ....

BTPost, May 21, 2014

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