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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

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    VisuTrac, Jul 30, 2022
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  2. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    ??? No clue who she is...
     
    techsar, Jul 30, 2022
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  3. CraftyMofo

    CraftyMofo Monkey+++

    Lol
     
    CraftyMofo, Jul 30, 2022
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  4. Gray Wolf

    Gray Wolf Monkey+++

    I stopped watching TV about 40 years ago
     
    Gray Wolf, Jul 30, 2022
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  5. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Or more likely, that the ex is still stupid. :rolleyes:
     
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  6. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Rock hurling by fictional characters in an ancient Game of Thrones style fan fiction novel is not particularly convincing to the present debate on guns....except of course for those who are fans of that fan fiction I suppose.

    School kids and other victims of mass shootings are not being murdered with high powered large capacity magazine rock slings.
     
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  7. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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  8. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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    OldDude49, Jul 31, 2022
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  9. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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    OldDude49, Jul 31, 2022
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  10. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Except the 1/10 who was seeing stars when he got punched in the face by her. (y)
     
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  11. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

    I went to the local Dollar General on the way home from work today. Lady at the checkout had a hand written name tag that read:

    Ass. Man.
    Melissa

    I thought about telling her that that wasn't how you abbreviate Assistant Manager, but I just couldn't. ;)

    My laugh sounded just like this.
     
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  12. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    I don t get
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    Cruisin Sloth, Jul 31, 2022
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  13. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    It wasn't a catnip ;)
     
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  14. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

    It's just how cats are wired. They can jump on a counter and not move anything, but once they're up there they seem to take pride in knocking everything off.

     
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  15. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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    OldDude49, Jul 31, 2022
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  16. john316

    john316 Monkey+++

    who is the boy and why should i know him

    who is the girl and why should i know her
     
    john316, Jul 31, 2022
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  17. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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  18. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    The "boy" was Carl Sagan, an astronomer.

    Did some searching and the "girl" is Kim Kardashian. I can't say why anyone should know her.
     
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  19. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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  20. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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    OldDude49, Jul 31, 2022
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