Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

RIP - Tony Lee Dow "Wally" (April 13, 1945 – July 26, 2022)


'He leaves an empty place in my heart': Tony Dow's Leave It To Beaver brother Jerry Mathers shares moving tribute following actor's death at 77 after cancer diagnosis and reflects on their special 65-year bond

 

10 Adjustments Fleeing Californians have to make when they move back to America.

1. Strange wet stuff falls from the sky once in a while. Try not to drive your car into a pole when this happens. Take a deep breath. You will get through it.
2. People don't say "The" in front of highway names. If you're driving on I-10 in Texas, you'll feel the urge to say "The 10," but don't do it. It's wrong.
3. You can't wear flip-flops to church. Not even your "nice" Vans flip-flops. Put on shoes like an adult.
4. There's no need to call the police if you see someone with a gun strapped to their hip. It's OK. The guns can't jump out and hurt you, no matter what Newsom told you back in California.
5. "Bless your heart" doesn't mean "bless your heart." Well, it mightmean "bless your heart," but it's a safer bet that it means "that person's weird," or "you're an idiot," or "I don't like you." Or, it's a simple ending to a statement you've made about someone that you don't want to feel bad about.
6. No one cares about your preferred pronouns. Go ahead and tell an old farmer in Oklahoma that you go by "they" pronouns. The look on his face will be worth it.
7. Man-buns are unacceptable in a professional setting. Or any setting.
8. You have to go into buildings without any kind of official warning that something inside there might cause cancer. You will just have to take the chance. Be strong.
9. The weather cycles from hot to cold and back again on an annual basis. Do not be alarmed. These are called "seasons."
10. You might have to make your own choices and take responsibility for your actions without the government taking care of you. This is the most difficult adjustment for Californians to make when they move to America, but with time, prayer (also acceptable in red states), and willpower, you can do it!

And yes, via the Babylon Bee.

 

Might need to spend a little of that infrastructure money here.

Notice the flamable liquid placard? Those tankers are full of denatured alcohol. Nasty stuff to spill in a waterway.