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DarkLight Live Long and Prosper - On Hiatus

They have officers that won't take NORMAL retirement much less early retirement.

Reluctor Dominatus - μολών λαβέ - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, The Right Of The People To Keep And Bear Arms Shall Not Be Infringed. - The Second Amendment

I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - John Galt

I have received NO government orders of any kind, public or secret (watch for this notice to be removed.)

DarkLight, May 19, 2014

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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

"Take one for the team....."

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, May 19, 2014

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Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

I'm speechless !!!

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, May 19, 2014

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BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

"Pull the Trigger.... Pull the Trigger..... PLEASE... Pull the Trigger.... The world can do without you.... Pull the Trigger...."
Couldn't happen to a nice guy...... or a dumber idiot....

Bruce in alaska (BTPost) An Atheist will never be able to say, "I TOLD YOU SO"!! ....

BTPost, May 19, 2014

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Mike Ol' Army Sergeant Monkey

CaboWabo5150 said: ↑

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Yup. Now you gotta figure out what it is

"I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery "- Thomas Jefferson

"Those who surrender freedom for security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one." - Benjamin Franklin

"Duty, then, is the sublimest word in our language. Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more; you should never wish to do less."- Robert E. Lee

"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny." - Thomas Jefferson

"If the Constitution and the Union established by our forefathers" were "restored" then there will be no truer supporters of that union and that Constitution than the Southern people. Every brave people who considered their rights attacked and their Constitutional liberties invaded, would have done as we did. Our conduct was not caused by any insurrectionary spirit nor can it be termed rebellion, for our construction of the Constitution under which we lived and acted was the same from its adoption and for eighty years we have been taught and educated by the founders of the Republic and their written declaration which controlled our consciences and actions."(General R.E. Lee)

Mike, May 19, 2014

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Mike Ol' Army Sergeant Monkey

DarkLight said: ↑

I want to like this 10,000 times!
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Me too

"I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery "- Thomas Jefferson

"Those who surrender freedom for security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one." - Benjamin Franklin

"Duty, then, is the sublimest word in our language. Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more; you should never wish to do less."- Robert E. Lee

"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny." - Thomas Jefferson

"If the Constitution and the Union established by our forefathers" were "restored" then there will be no truer supporters of that union and that Constitution than the Southern people. Every brave people who considered their rights attacked and their Constitutional liberties invaded, would have done as we did. Our conduct was not caused by any insurrectionary spirit nor can it be termed rebellion, for our construction of the Constitution under which we lived and acted was the same from its adoption and for eighty years we have been taught and educated by the founders of the Republic and their written declaration which controlled our consciences and actions."(General R.E. Lee)

Mike, May 19, 2014

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Gator 45/70 Monkey+++
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When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, May 19, 2014

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Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

How many cracklings can I get off Jigglypuff ?

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, May 19, 2014

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

Gator 45/70 said: ↑

How many cracklings can I get off Jigglypuff ?
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At least she is covered up...Chello would have posted her in skivies...

Last edited: May 20, 2014

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, May 19, 2014

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Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

Damn, Come to think of it he would !

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, May 20, 2014

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Pyrrhus Monkey+++

Gator 45/70 said: ↑

How many cracklings can I get off Jigglypuff ?
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I finally saw the 200 lbs of bubblegum...

Pyrrhus, May 20, 2014

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

CaboWabo5150 said: ↑

"I believe that men should live by the rule of what is best for the greatest number."

I've got a problem with this one... It's fine, right up until it interferes with an individuals liberty. Which is pretty much right out of the gate. Just as soon as one person decides for another what is best for them, and it's usually in the name of "safety". This is what we are seeing today. Liberty being given up in the name of safety. I would rather be a free man who fears terrorists, than a "safe" man who fears his Government. Besides, Government cannot truly provide that safety anyway, all it can provide is the illusion of safety.
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Agreed Cabo....If one is not a member of the greatest number, a tyranny of majority rule is no more tolerable than a tyranny of minority rule, particularly when one has no say in how it is decided what is best for the greatest number. Dictatorships have often empowered a minority by duping the majority of citizens into believing the fiction that what is best for the greatest number is only just coincidentally best for the ruling minority also.

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, May 20, 2014

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natshare Monkey+++

CaboWabo5150 said: ↑

"I believe that men should live by the rule of what is best for the greatest number."

I've got a problem with this one... It's fine, right up until it interferes with an individuals liberty. Which is pretty much right out of the gate. Just as soon as one person decides for another what is best for them, and it's usually in the name of "safety". This is what we are seeing today. Liberty being given up in the name of safety. I would rather be a free man who fears terrorists, than a "safe" man who fears his Government. Besides, Government cannot truly provide that safety anyway, all it can provide is the illusion of safety.
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Thus, why we live in a Constitutional Republic (where the basic laws written down in our constitution overrule the wishes of the people), and NOT a democracy, where the wishes of the majority make the laws.

Funny thing is, most people who support our constitution understand this.....and most people who wish to see it shredded, for their own peace of mind, do NOT.

natshare, May 20, 2014

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oldawg Monkey+++

What chell said.

oldawg, May 20, 2014

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Trespasser painted and pi$$ed, Not a bad ideal too alert you of approaching Zombies

Video: Deer Hunting 'Trespasser' Blasted with Paint Bomb - Deer & Deer Hunting | Whitetail Deer Hunting Tips

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, May 20, 2014

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tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

Gator 45/70 said: ↑

Trespasser painted and pi$$ed, Not a bad ideal too alert you of approaching Zombies

Video: Deer Hunting 'Trespasser' Blasted with Paint Bomb - Deer & Deer Hunting | Whitetail Deer Hunting Tips
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If you all look at the video, left to right about 1/3rd of the way, up/down 1/2 the way there is a posted sign. This idiot glanced at it as he approached, and kept right on walking. Too bad for his dumb mass! He is too stupid to be carrying guns. jmho

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.*
* Resistance to Tyrants, is obedience to God. * Thomas Jefferson
*Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property... Horrid mischief would ensue were the law-abiding deprived of the use of them.* Thomas Paine

tacmotusn, May 20, 2014

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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

tacmotusn said: ↑

link not working
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Painted Deer Hunter to Have Trespassing Ticket Dismissed, Landowner Also Charged - Deer & Deer Hunting | Whitetail Deer Hunting Tips

Try that.

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, May 20, 2014

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Gray Wolf Monkey+++

This country was founded as a republic, but it is now a democracy. If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, walks and quacks like a duck, it's a duck, saying it's a chicken doesn't change things. The USA has not been a republic for the past several decades.

Gray Wolf, May 20, 2014

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BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

Ok, Just because you OWN the Land, and it is Posted, as per State Statute, does NOT mean you can set up a "Set Gun" or n this case a "Set Paint Bomb".... Many States have a specific Statute, that makes Set Charges, or Guns" Illegal to possess, and some States, consider these a Felony Issue. Had the "Charge Devise" NOT been and Explosive, but Compressed Gas, very likely it would not be a Criminal Issue, at all. In that it wouldn't be classed, by ATF, as a "Destructive Device", or "Any Other Weapon". This is exactly why the ORIGINAL TASERS were changed from an Explosive Driven System, to a Compressed Gas Driven System, when they went into Mass Production, and Marketing. This guy is just Dang lucky, if he gets off with a Misdemeanor Charge, and doesn't lose his Federal Gun Rights.... Dumb idea, Just Plain DUMB.... ......

Bruce in alaska (BTPost) An Atheist will never be able to say, "I TOLD YOU SO"!! ....

BTPost, May 20, 2014

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kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

He used the mechanism from an airbag. I believe that IS compressed gas, @BTPost .

“Man’s mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive, he must act, and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without a knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch-or build a cyclotron-without a knowledge of his aim and of the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think." John Galt (Ayn Rand)

Patents are not evil, profit is not a dirty word, providing for your family's future is not a sin, and what is mine is not your's just because you want it. Kellory.
I have received NO secret government orders.(Watch for this notice to be removed)

kellory, May 20, 2014

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