Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

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  1. carly28043

    carly28043 Monkey+

    Column 2, The bottom is Sigmund Freud
    Column 3, Ayaan Hirsi-Ali, Thomas Paine, and Christopher Hitchens.

    Hirsi-Ali is a women's rights activist who has taken a major role in fighting abuse in Muslim countries and African countries. Mostly physical abuses including honor killings and genital mutilation.

    Hitchens seems to be the outcast in this group. His biggest contibution seems to be controversy. He was a firm believer in a foriegn policy of intervention. Often letting his hatred for Muslim countries overcome his common sense. He also believed that anyone who believed in any God was the cause of the world's problems. He didn't approve of athiest because they tolerate those who believe in God.

    Now I must confess to also knowing who Snooki is. While I don't watch the show, it's hard not to recognized a train wreck of that magnitude.
     
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  2. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    I thought one of the founding fathers but wasn't sure which one. Still don't know the black girl. I was thinking Hitchens but couldn't recall his name. On the other, my first thought was Freud also but the picture doesn't resemble any I have seen before, that I recall. I was thinking maybe Carl Jung? Are you sure on Freud?

    Just googled and you are right. It is a doctored copy of a black and white photo. That's what was throwing me off.

    Good job Monkeys!!!
     
  3. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    The only one that I couldn't identify by name was Nicola Tesla, though his face was familiar to me...I had identified Thomas Paine as the mid pic in column #3 but had to check that I was right. I hope that my clues helped. T.P. not standing for toilet paper ; )

    It was a good puzzle, with a fair chance for those who aren't American, but will have to follow Mountain Man's link to find out who the boozy looking floozy is...I am asking my self...do I really want to know???....I'm asking myself....do I really need to know??? THe answer is probably, no..and ...no!
     
  4. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I just knew I was going to regret it.......

    OMG!!!! Now I know how Lot's wife felt! = : O Kinda makes "Friends" seem like high art.
     
  5. carly28043

    carly28043 Monkey+

    You know there is no cure, right?
     
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  6. STANGF150

    STANGF150 Knowledge Seeker


    I think I just lost several IQ points by clicking that :(
     
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  7. wrc223

    wrc223 Monkey+


    All I know about the disgusting void on the right is that it is a cancer and a prime example of what is completely wrong with todays society.
     
  8. Gray Wolf

    Gray Wolf Monkey+++

    You are absolutely right, I regret it!
     
  9. RouteClearance

    RouteClearance Monkey+++

    Really Good Rule!!!!!
    Rules of Gunfighting_6.
     
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  10. RouteClearance

    RouteClearance Monkey+++

    How 'bout I post the SM's top ten rules of gun fighting, I posted #6 already, so here's #10
    3955069871_166cb316cf_z.
     
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  11. RouteClearance

    RouteClearance Monkey+++

    Here's #9
    rule-9-gun-fight-rule-9-demotivational-poster-1275552226.
     
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  12. RouteClearance

    RouteClearance Monkey+++

    Here's #8
    3955850966_81b169d966.
     
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  13. RouteClearance

    RouteClearance Monkey+++

    Here's #7
    3955851024_a5b5f2b8b8.
     
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  14. RouteClearance

    RouteClearance Monkey+++

    #6 was posted above, so here's #5
    3955069571_906dd5d8be.
     
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  15. RouteClearance

    RouteClearance Monkey+++

    Here's #4
    3955069669_40b006677f.
     
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  16. RouteClearance

    RouteClearance Monkey+++

    Here's #3
    3955851178_39649fd9db_z.
     
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  17. RouteClearance

    RouteClearance Monkey+++

  18. RouteClearance

    RouteClearance Monkey+++

    And finally The #1 rule Of A Gunfight
    3955851344_07cc1fd76d_z.
     
  19. RouteClearance

    RouteClearance Monkey+++

    And as a consolation prize, here is rule #11, which also happens to be my favorite.
    Rule11.
     
  20. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Never let someone or thing that threatens you get inside arms length and never say I got a gun. If you feel you need to use deadly force for heaven’s sake let the first sound they hear be the safety clicking off and they shouldn't have time to hear anything after that if you are doing your job.


    The average response time of a 911 call is over 3 minutes....the responsetime of a .44 magnum is 1400 feet per second.'


    The most important rule in a gunfight is: "Always win and cheat
    if necessary."


    "Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."


    "Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets. You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, cause it's going to be empty."


    "If you're not shootin', you should be loadin'. If you're not loadin', you should be movin', if you're not movin', someone's gonna cut your head off and put it on a stick." (personally i think comunicating should be in here somewhere )


    "When you reload in low light encounters, don't put your flashlight in your back pocket. If you light yourself up, you'll look like an angel or the tooth fairy and you're gonna be one of 'em pretty soon."

    "Do something - It may be wrong, but do something."

    "Shoot what's available, as long as it's available, until something else becomes available."

    "If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. That's ridiculous. If you have a gun, what in the hell do you have to be paranoid for."

    "Don't shoot fast, unless you also shoot good."

    "You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or use any other word you think will work, but I've found that a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much the universal language."

    "You have the rest of your life to solve your problems. How long you live depends on how well you do it."

    "You cannot save the planet but you may be able to save yourself and your family."

    "Thunder Ranch will be here as long as you'll have us or until someone makes us go away, and either way, it will be exciting."

    Read more: http://www.survivalmonkey.com/forum...ght-courtesy-thunder-ranch.html#ixzz1oYF4gXfX
     
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