Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Is this art? It appears to be lighted.

 

I bet I had more fun with my personalized plate.

I had to put three choices down on the application and I only had two I liked. That Woman said "Just put down what I always call you, ...they won't give you that." It took a couple weeks to arrive in the mail. It was now official. So for ten years I drove around town getting the occasional disapproving stares, and FAR more enthusiastic greetings. My personalized plate, mounted on a lighted bracket high on the left rear of the cab roof on my 1970 C30 read "PERVERT."

 

#1 Nope.
#2 I was asleep, eating at KFC, or out having a smoke
#3 Not a chance. I might have cried when you built a deck OVER my Magnolia tree while I was overseas, mowed down one of my Osage Orange trees that I grew from seed, or hacked all the low branches off the crab apple tree.... but you can never mow the grass too short at the beach.

 

I'm still hungry.

 

I think I'll stick around and see what happens. Screw their actuary table!