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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Mar 17, 2014

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

I'm not going to ask why he is pointing toward her chest....

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Mar 18, 2014

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Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Mar 18, 2014

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

VisuTrac said: ↑

Russians on the border, Bring it, we've done this dance before.

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The Russkis learned the hard way not to f*ck with Finns.

Winter War - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Via: The Winter War: How the Gallant Finns Kill 250,000 Soviets - Paperblog

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Mar 18, 2014

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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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Why would 19th century Californian guys just hold hands, when they could dance together!

Via: Male Affection: A Photographic History Tour | The Art of Manliness

NB....the image above may not necessarily depict Californians, and no inference is made that any of the "Cow Boys" dancing together are Gay. Men holdin' hands may not have been a commonplace in them thar days, but a bit of Broke Back Mountain action, when women were few and far between probably wasn't entirely unknown in those times either.

The Lost Pardner
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I ride alone and hate the boys I meet.
Today, some way, their laughin' hurts me so.
I hate the steady sun that glares, and glares!
The bird songs make me sore.
I seem the only thing on earth that cares
Cause Al ain’t here no more!
And him so strong, and yet so quick he died,
And after year on year
When we had always trailed it side by side,
He went—and left me here!
We loved each other in the way men do
And never spoke about it, Al and me,
But we both knowed, and knowin' it so true
Was more than any woman’s kiss could be.
What is there out beyond the last divide?
Seems like that country must be cold and dim.
He’d miss this sunny range he used to ride,
And he’d miss me, the same as I do him.
It’s no use thinkin'—all I’d think or say
Could never make it clear.
Out that dim trail that only leads one way
He’s gone—and left me here!
The range is empty and the trails are blind,
And I don’t seem but half myself today.
I wait to hear him ridin' up behind
And feel his knee rub mine the good old way.
Source:

Badger Clark, Sun and Saddle Leather, 3rd ed. (Boston: Richard Badger, Gorham Press, 1919). Reprinted in Jonathan Katz, ed, Gay American History: Lesbians and Gay Men in the U.S.A (New York: Avon Books, 1976), 769–70.
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Via:

Lament for "The Lost Pardner"

'Out West' at the Autry examines the history of homosexuals and transgender people in the Old West - Los Angeles Times

Patricia Nell Warren - Real Cowboys, Real Rodeos - Christian blogger - Gay & Lesbian Review

As to the "real" breasts that women were claimed to have had....although plastic surgery using implants wasn't a breast enhancement available to women back in the day....certainly flat chested women weren't averse to filling in undergarments with padding in the same manner that under endowed men would fill their cod pieces to enhance the illusion of their manhood's size during the middle ages.

What one saw, as a buxom fully clothed woman, was not always what one discovered, once the dress, corsets, bloomers and other sundry items of feminine lingerie had been shucked.

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Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Mar 19, 2014

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Mar 19, 2014

#3746

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Mar 19, 2014

#3747

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Mike Ol' Army Sergeant Monkey

Mountainman said: ↑

Some new ones.

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She is about to have a circular scar appear around her eye...... if she's lucky

"I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery "- Thomas Jefferson

"Those who surrender freedom for security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one." - Benjamin Franklin

"Duty, then, is the sublimest word in our language. Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more; you should never wish to do less."- Robert E. Lee

"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny." - Thomas Jefferson

"If the Constitution and the Union established by our forefathers" were "restored" then there will be no truer supporters of that union and that Constitution than the Southern people. Every brave people who considered their rights attacked and their Constitutional liberties invaded, would have done as we did. Our conduct was not caused by any insurrectionary spirit nor can it be termed rebellion, for our construction of the Constitution under which we lived and acted was the same from its adoption and for eighty years we have been taught and educated by the founders of the Republic and their written declaration which controlled our consciences and actions."(General R.E. Lee)

Mike, Mar 19, 2014

#3748
Mike Ol' Army Sergeant Monkey

Quigley_Sharps said: ↑

A Big can Of WA

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I love this one!!!!

"I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery "- Thomas Jefferson

"Those who surrender freedom for security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one." - Benjamin Franklin

"Duty, then, is the sublimest word in our language. Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more; you should never wish to do less."- Robert E. Lee

"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny." - Thomas Jefferson

"If the Constitution and the Union established by our forefathers" were "restored" then there will be no truer supporters of that union and that Constitution than the Southern people. Every brave people who considered their rights attacked and their Constitutional liberties invaded, would have done as we did. Our conduct was not caused by any insurrectionary spirit nor can it be termed rebellion, for our construction of the Constitution under which we lived and acted was the same from its adoption and for eighty years we have been taught and educated by the founders of the Republic and their written declaration which controlled our consciences and actions."(General R.E. Lee)

Mike, Mar 19, 2014

#3749

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Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

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Oh yeah, did not see it at first, but there is a beer in the pic.

"There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws." - Ayn Rand

My Mileage Does Vary - MM

How can you be tried by your peers when 90% of the people are not your peers. - MM

ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ III%

Mountainman, Mar 19, 2014

#3750

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Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Mar 19, 2014

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Mike Ol' Army Sergeant Monkey

Quigley_Sharps said: ↑

A Big can Of WA

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I love this one!!!!

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I have drank Spaten (Spade) beer in Germany. It's great!!! And the fraulein's cleavage, um.. yup, that too.

"I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery "- Thomas Jefferson

"Those who surrender freedom for security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one." - Benjamin Franklin

"Duty, then, is the sublimest word in our language. Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more; you should never wish to do less."- Robert E. Lee

"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny." - Thomas Jefferson

"If the Constitution and the Union established by our forefathers" were "restored" then there will be no truer supporters of that union and that Constitution than the Southern people. Every brave people who considered their rights attacked and their Constitutional liberties invaded, would have done as we did. Our conduct was not caused by any insurrectionary spirit nor can it be termed rebellion, for our construction of the Constitution under which we lived and acted was the same from its adoption and for eighty years we have been taught and educated by the founders of the Republic and their written declaration which controlled our consciences and actions."(General R.E. Lee)

Mike, Mar 20, 2014

#3752

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oldawg Monkey+++

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THANK YOU VisuTrac !

oldawg, Mar 20, 2014

#3753

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Mike Ol' Army Sergeant Monkey

oldawg said: ↑

THANK YOU VisuTrac !
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I liked her comment during CPAC about Crimea being invaded by Putin, "I need to cut Obama some slack. After all, who could have seen that coming?" lol

"I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery "- Thomas Jefferson

"Those who surrender freedom for security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one." - Benjamin Franklin

"Duty, then, is the sublimest word in our language. Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more; you should never wish to do less."- Robert E. Lee

"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny." - Thomas Jefferson

"If the Constitution and the Union established by our forefathers" were "restored" then there will be no truer supporters of that union and that Constitution than the Southern people. Every brave people who considered their rights attacked and their Constitutional liberties invaded, would have done as we did. Our conduct was not caused by any insurrectionary spirit nor can it be termed rebellion, for our construction of the Constitution under which we lived and acted was the same from its adoption and for eighty years we have been taught and educated by the founders of the Republic and their written declaration which controlled our consciences and actions."(General R.E. Lee)

Mike, Mar 20, 2014

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Remote locations are cheap insurance.

ghrit, Mar 20, 2014

#3755

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stg58 Monkey+++ Founding Member

stg58, Mar 20, 2014

#3756

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Mike Ol' Army Sergeant Monkey

stg58 said: ↑

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Jefferson was right, as he was right in so many of the quotations attributed to him.

"I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery "- Thomas Jefferson

"Those who surrender freedom for security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one." - Benjamin Franklin

"Duty, then, is the sublimest word in our language. Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more; you should never wish to do less."- Robert E. Lee

"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny." - Thomas Jefferson

"If the Constitution and the Union established by our forefathers" were "restored" then there will be no truer supporters of that union and that Constitution than the Southern people. Every brave people who considered their rights attacked and their Constitutional liberties invaded, would have done as we did. Our conduct was not caused by any insurrectionary spirit nor can it be termed rebellion, for our construction of the Constitution under which we lived and acted was the same from its adoption and for eighty years we have been taught and educated by the founders of the Republic and their written declaration which controlled our consciences and actions."(General R.E. Lee)

Mike, Mar 20, 2014

#3757

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Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Mar 21, 2014

#3758

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

Who get the Beignets?... I want to be on that team...

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Mar 21, 2014

#3759

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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Ahhh man, now I am craving a donut..... dernit @VisuTrac ........

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Mar 21, 2014

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