Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

I love the shirt he wore when accepting his award.

 

Yes sir ,, snapping and shelling beans. Shucking corn , planting and digging 'taters, tilling and hilling the garden ,, tacking out the trash, turning the compost pile , then helping grandpa ,,, grandpa would tell me to mowing the grass ,, maybe 3/4 acre with a push mower,, about 2 , sometimes 3 times , he would call me up on the porch for a break ,, and say ,, " there's nothing like drinking a good cold beer after doing a little work on a hot summers day ,,,, run in there and grab us a beer , 1 for me , and 1 for you ,, " ,, yea , grandpa had me drinking at 12 yrs old ,, but I worked my ass of for it ,, and he was right . I still sit on the porch and drink a beer on a hot summers day ,, sometimes I skip the work part tho .

 

Every time I eat at Sonic they give me a mint I can't eat and salt I won't use.

So this is what happens when a monkey with hypoglycemia and hypertension eats at Sonic regularly.


I almost feel sorry for any trick or treaters that show up.