Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

I know a big strong man who's scared to death of spiders. This one gave me an idea.

 

I always felt cheated eating pastry in Okinawa. What looked like a delicious sweet pastry tasted like bread with tasteless fuzz on it. I don't know if this is true elsewhere, but I'll just pass.

 

Only trying to have

 

I know someone with an IHC freezer...

It just keeps running

 

Just have FedR-wordEx handle delivery. Either they give it to your neighhor, or they dump it in your driveway outside your gate, so it gets stolen.

 

Every carrier has their bad day. I had a delivery from the CMP leaning against the door one day when I got home. Never had a porch pirate problem. Too many eyes watching... and teeth.

 

So...THIS is supposed to help reduce "global warming?" It's going to be a cold winter.

 

Nope, it is an endemic problem with FedEx. Been happening for over two years. Repeated attempts to call them, three calls actually got through in a dozen tries, have had no effect despite promises. They have dismal reviews from customers on many review sites, and they are losing business contracts due to their incompetence. They need to go out of business.

 

Yeah and their plane did crash and strand Tom Hanks on that island with only a volleyball for company for a few years.