Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Well, looks like graphics folk are going to loose..

    at a knife fight.
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  2. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Thought this was appropriate
    problem.
     
  3. limpingbear

    limpingbear future cancer survivor....

    i can just see someone doing this......
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  4. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Obviously the advertising agency art department are

    Obviously the advertising agency art department are a bunch of Commie, pinko, poofter bed wetter libtards who have never put rounds down range ever in their pussie lives!!!.......OMG....I have to get away from this site...musst...get.....a....way......I've been hanging around here for far far too long.....it's.....getting...getting.... inside........ my..... head!

    Just get the H&K executives to engage NRA approved advertising agencies.....instead of those...cccccooommmiiieee...........it's happening a gain..........
     
  5. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    I think I see what you see, Chelly. Zumzin ghiz rong wid de mag.
     
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  6. limpingbear

    limpingbear future cancer survivor....

    i didnt notice it either until you pointed it out. Oh wow.....nobody at HK saw this? Man, some ad people would get fired.....or drug tested.....
     
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  7. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Shame on the advertising agency for being dumba$$e$....

    Shame on the advertising agency for being dumba$$e$....Double shame on H&K for failing to do due diligence...if the advertisement is in fact a real H&K advertisement.

    Nothing is wrong with the mag, as far as I can see....just something drastically wrong with the way in which the magazine was filled (note, that I didn't say loaded) by the art department doofus who set up the photo shoot. I think the art department was infiltrated by a secret gun control operative with the mission of making H&K look a laughingstock. (I think that the operative succeeded)

    They may have succeeded completely but for the sharp eyed likes of SM members such as Vis, ghrit, and my esteemed self. In the event that this is a real advertisement, and not merely a fraudulent spoof, H&K are still a laughingstock for not vetting thoroughly enough the work that its advertising agency produces...

    Note...the image, due possibly to depth of field issues, has created the optical illusion that the barrel and slide assembly is curved instead of gun-barrel straight. Not a good look, for a product that is trying to give the impression of being a precision made highly accurate firearm. Again...arty farty, goddamn libtard creativity trumping the values of simplicity, practicality, reliability, and lethality that us GUN OWNERS DEMAND!!! but increasingly rarely ever seem to get. Sheesh...I really do need a long long holiday away from this place....OMG...my neck is starting to turn RED!!!
     
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  8. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    Calm down. Why not just send H&K a short email explaining why you are asking if they are stupid or just ignorant?
     
  9. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    It's a photo of a magazine page causing the curve.

    Dayum, we're good!!! :D
     
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  10. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    A George Carlin Favorite
    George.
     
  11. CATO

    CATO Monkey+++

    Term limits!!

    Not really "motivational," but sound common-sense:
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  12. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

  13. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    A beating about the head for their troubles????

    I bet some H&K manager had his key to the executive washroom withdrawn from him for a while....or got magazine whipped with copy of the catalogue for his troubles! ; )
     
  14. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Or he got 'promoted' to top dog of an obscure out-of-the-way sub-contractor......... ;)
     
  15. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Swings and roundabouts

    Mind you, what he's losing in executive bonuses, he's probably making up in e-bay sales
     
  16. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    We know what you are about to do.

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  17. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

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  18. Falcon15

    Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

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  19. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    ....
    Electile-Dysfunction-Political-Poster--37489. Food-Coupon-Obama-300x186.
     
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  20. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Ax me, Ax me!
    ax me.
     
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