Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Those mirrors must be for when you ride standing on the seat.

 

Look on the bright side. If they used yellow tape for the outline. And black tape for your nipples and belly line. You would look like a smiley emoji.

 

Nope, we were just as bad: impatient, easily distracted, and unorganized.

That's why so many performers and bands from the "Vinyl" days had names that started near the top of the alphabet: most casual record buyers would begin a search at the "A" bin.

 

With perhaps the exception of ZZ Top...