Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

I miss Monty Python.

 

So much just funny stuff - yes, the world is poorwe w/o Monty...

 

Food shortages? Or market distortions from stupid FedGov policy?

 

“A man is a fool is he drinks before he reaches the age of 50,
and a fool if he doesn’t afterward.”
- Frank Lloyd Wright

 

A gorilla walks into a bar and says, “A scotch on the rocks, please.” The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill. The bartender thinks to himself, “This gorilla doesn’t know the prices of drinks,” and gives him 15 cents change. The bartender says, “You know, we don’t get too many gorillas in here.” The gorilla replies, “Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain’t coming back, either.”

 

Just omit the c, l and z from the name, and it's more correct.

 

Dad drank Blatz. I always thought that was pretty descriptive.