Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Oh, that's bad!!!

 

A man is hospitalized and in very grave condition. He wants to make a will before he passes away.

His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.
He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place
to record his last wishes.
When all is ready, he begins to speak.
"My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses."
"My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments between mile
markers 100 and Tavernier."
"My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the
Marathon Government Center."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings
on the bay side on Blackwater Sound."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not
realize his extensive holdings and, as Doug slips away, the nurse says:
"Mrs. Pender, your husband must have been such a hard-working
man to have accumulated all this property."

The wife replies,
"Property? What property? The cheapskate had a paper route!"