Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

That first step is a doozy.... Airborne!!

 

ALWAYS watch your flank and rear....

 

This sooo takes me back to my teenage days!! I always wore cowboy boots and when I was "visiting" my girlfriend at her house I would drop my pants over the boots just like that(of course mine were cowboy boots,levis and tighty whiteys). That way if her parents came home I could step into my boots, yank up my drawers and be sitting on the couch before they could make it in the front door!! LOL!! I never did get caught. But came close one time. I was preoccupied and didn't hear them until they shut the car doors. My girlfriends bedroom was upstairs and I was high tailing it down the stairs when I seen them just opening the front door. I bailed over the railing about halfway down the stairs and luckily the couch was just underneath. I threw my arm over the back, leaned back and put on my most innocent,Eddie Haskell face. "Why hello Mr. and Mrs Cleaver. I'm just here waiting for the Beaver."

Of course that was many many years before I became a Christian, and many more years before I became a minister. But just to prove he has a sense of humor, God gave me 3 daughters!!!!

 

Yup...