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  1. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

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  2. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

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    I just noticed the address. I almost certainly rode my bicycle past there a time or two.
     
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    hot diggity, Oct 14, 2020
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  3. nkawtg

    nkawtg Monkey+++

    It's easy to forget that most cars back then had 14" rims.
     
    nkawtg, Oct 14, 2020
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  4. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+++

    977135BD-2B12-47F3-9D23-B30E3539125F.
     
    runswithdogs, Oct 14, 2020
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  5. Gray Wolf

    Gray Wolf Monkey+++

    And lawnmowers, rakes, and brooms the rest of the year!
     
    Gray Wolf, Oct 14, 2020
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  6. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Don't forget the newspaper routes and harvesting with the local farms.
     
    ghrit, Oct 14, 2020
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  7. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

    BACON!
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  8. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

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  9. hot diggity

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  10. hot diggity

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    hot diggity, Oct 14, 2020
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  11. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

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    VisuTrac, Oct 14, 2020
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  12. Airtime

    Airtime Monkey+++

    I confess I have the google translate app on my phone. I tried this. Yes, it really translates on the app to horrible.
    The question now is for how long will that be on the app?
     
    Airtime, Oct 14, 2020
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  13. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    And it gives a bunch of synonyms too!
     
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  14. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    We've had so,e trouble with skateboards rolling past Belly Acres at all times of the night

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    One of these at the nearby intersection seems to have helped them find a different route....

    falls under the "Fun with Grand-kids chalk" rubric.
     
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  15. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    Doesn't have to be NYC for this stuffr

    Anchorage, Alaska, mayor resigns over sex scandal: 'I am deeply sorry'

    A Dem, of course.

    Reporter was his side squeeze.

    He broke if off with her.

    She broke it off IN him.

    Local pool better is on how long before divorce (wife was embarrassed by the publicity, I have to believe she knew this was going on) and how long before he moves back to Califonistan.

    Side bets are being taken on how many other sweeties he had on the side....

    See Must Read Alaska for more dirt.

    My take? Good riddance to a shrimp and a Stalinist...

    View attachment Digital Detox.jpg
     
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  16. hot diggity

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  17. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    This is a story of self control and marksmanship. A woman survived a GRIZZLY bear attack with ONE well placed shot from her itsy bitsy .25 caliber Beretta Jetfire.
    These are her own words:
    ”While out hiking in Missoula, Montana with my boyfriend, we were surprised when a huge grizzly bear came charging at us out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive.If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire I would not be here today! I yanked it out of my purse and fired one shot. It hit my boyfriend in his kneecap and the bear caught him easily. While the grizzly mauled the poor cripple, I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.I love that pistol. I'll find other boyfriends”.

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    Yard Dart, Oct 15, 2020
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  18. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Screen cleaning needed , pants check next !
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  19. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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    OldDude49, Oct 15, 2020
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  20. JediWoodsman

    JediWoodsman Insomnia Monkey

    Pro-Tip.... No pants, No Pants check!
     
    JediWoodsman, Oct 15, 2020
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    HOO HAAA! I are the special! (Honest?)

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    This looks like satire, but it's hard to tell these days. [MEDIA] [MEDIA]
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    How soon we forget....

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    To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me

    AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. I was the guy wearing the black...
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    BathrobeGate

    Donald's minions are not doing him any great favors....they are just making a coconut shy of their boss, instead of being his policy heralds....
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    [IMG] Them is the facts...... a dangerous woman for sure, I should know. ;)
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    [IMG] my personal favority I hope your finger pokes thru the toilet paper
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